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Woman's voice:
Hello, my name is Goody,

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and in 1841, I was bitten
by a stem vampire.

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A stem is able to awaken
the victims

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they choose not to drain.

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Normally, this would be
one of those tales

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of gore and homicidal urges,

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but I've always looked
on the bright side.

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So I learned to live
on animal blood.

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And having eternal life

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gave me extra years
with my loved ones.

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Nighttime used to be
dull and dark,

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but things got a lot better
in the '80s.

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Oh, the 1880s, that is.

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The Industrial Revolution
gave us electricity

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and light bulbs.

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And suddenly, nights were
as bright as daytime.

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Telephones replaced letters,

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and the new subways let
you travel the whole city

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and still be in your coffin
by sunrise.

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In the 1920s,
things really turned modern.

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Skirts got shorter,

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jazz babies and flappers
owned the night.

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The world belonged to the young,

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and I was an expert
at being young.

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And then came
my favorite invention--

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flickers.

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Chaplin, Keaton, Cagney--

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and in movies,
they never got any older.

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I could relate.

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In the 1960s, I messed up.

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I let my guard down

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After that, things started
to go downhill.

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In the '70s, I kinda lost
interest in dating.

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But in the '90s,
my stem turned Stacy.

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She was kind of lost
and I took care of her.

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I taught her to get hometown
soil for her coffin,

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how to use hypnotic powers,

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and how to find the jugular
on a rodent.

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And she taught me about e-mail,

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Napster, and this great group,

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Green Day.

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So we have lots of fun.

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We party with normal kids,
we go to college.

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I've got over 10,000 credits.

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I could graduate if
it wasn't during the day.

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I love having a friend,

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or "bestie," as she calls it.

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And, aw, look how cute she is.

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Hey, Goody.
( phone beeps )

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Goody, wake up. It's sunset.
( phone rings )

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Goody's voice:
The only bad thing about Stacy

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are her practical jokes,

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which she thinks are way
funnier than they actually are.

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Goody:
What?

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No, you didn't.

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Come on, let me out.

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- You got me
- Again.

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( Stacy laughs )

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Hurry, I've got an 8:00 class.

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Hey, Stacy.
Your friend from Boston

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sent your hometown soil.

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Oh, thank God.

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I hardly have any left.
My back has been killing me.

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"We're sorry but
your package has

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accidentally been
harmed in delivery."

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I think the Post Office
x-rays everything now,

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and this looked suspicious
so they opened it.

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But this is just dirt.

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Yeah, but you know
Homeland Security.

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Man, the terrorists ruined
things for everybody.

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"Visit us at www--"

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why do they call it visiting?

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Isn't it more like "type us
a letter on the computer"?

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Visiting is when
you go somewhere.

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Yeah, you're at one place
on the Internet,

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and then you go someplace else.

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That doesn't make any sense.
Yes, it does.

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So if you're reading a book
and you turn the page,

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are you visiting another page?

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Hold on.
You still can't find your mouth

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without a mirror?
Thank you.

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Sunrise is at 6:40.

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You know, I put that app
in your phone.

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You don't need the almanac.

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I like my almanac.

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What's with the mom jeans?

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Jeans are jeans.
Are you kidding?

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Jeans mark your age
more than a birth certificate.

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( scoffs )

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Trade shoes.
At least my gladiators

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will get you in
the right millennium.

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Those are cute.
Race you.

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Oh!

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( Goody groaning )

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( grunts )

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Took you long enough.
Well, that didn't count.

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These aren't my shoes.
Excuses, excuses.

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Oh, for goodness' sake.

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What time does
your class end? 9:30.

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Okay, then I'll meet
you at work.

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( rat squeaking )

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Goody: Oh, God.
Where are you going?

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( groans )
Come back here.

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( rat squeals )
Goody!

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Cradle of Filth, Ozzy Osbourne,
The Cure--

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Ooh, where?

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Oh, no. It's one of those
daytime festival things.

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( groans )
Whose idiot idea was it

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to have rock concerts
during the day?

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( groans, hisses )

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Mmm.
Let's check the traps.

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Ugh, rats will eat anything.

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( squeaking )

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Oh, dead one.

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Oh, trap got him?

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I think the artificial
sweeteners gave him cancer.

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Woman's voice:
53rd Street.

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53rd Street.

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Woman's voice:
And 6th Avenue.

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53rd Street and 6th Avenue.

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Penthouse suite.
( groans )

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We're being summoned.
( woman's voice echoing )

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Stacy: Ask me questions.
Who's the stupidest person on TV?

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Uh, Snooki!
Oh, yes. You're right.

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53rd Street.

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( groans )
Who's the smartest?

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Um, House or Frylock?
Who?

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The limping doctor
or the flying French fry.

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Woman's voice:
53rd Street.

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Okay, 53rd Street.
( groans )

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Don't you love Times Square?

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It feels like the center
of the world.

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I feel like a bunch
of TVs threw up.

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Woman's voice: Take a cab.
What are you, walking?

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Goody: Okay, okay.
We're coming.

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What kind of mood is she in?

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I've seen worse.
Has she finished feeding?

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Because we don't want
to be around any of that.

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Where are my offshoots?

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There they are.

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Look at the new fall line.

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Gaultier, Prada.

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Dries.

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And I can never see how
I look in them.

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What is the point
of looking like this

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if I can never enjoy it?

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Hmm?

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Oh, sucks hard.
Not so nice.

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So put them on and then
I will just imagine

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how much better
they will look on me.

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Ivan, call Mr. Pizza Guy.

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I thought we were going out.

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I feel like a pizza guy.

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Oh, come on.
Those clothes are wearing you.

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Give it some juice.

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I don't know about this one. Why not?

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It's just not for young people.

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Excuse me?

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Are you telling me
about being young?

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Do you have any idea

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how long I have been young?

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She just means that,
with the recession and all,

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girls of a certain age couldn't
afford something like this.

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Plus, it's fur.
It's like wearing a dead animal.

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Okay, here's the flaw
in that argument.

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Why should the life of a mink

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be more valuable than
the life of a pigeon?

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You two drink pigeons every day.

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We set them free.

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Stacy got attached.
To pigeons?

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You know what?
We never should've named them.

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I know, you're so right.

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I mean, how can you hurt
something named Snuggles?

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Or Mr. Doodles?
Do you remember--

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You're pathetic.

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( knock on door )

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Pizza guy.

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Pizza guy.

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Who ordered the double cheese
and sausage?

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You're late.

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They said 20 minutes or less.

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You kept me waiting,
you bad boy.

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Sorry.

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You know what happens
to bad boys.

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I hate when she's in town.

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It's disgusting.
I know.

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But let's just have a good time.

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Come on, we deserve it.
Man: Taxi!

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Besides, it's goth night.

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And all the day players
always dress up so cute.

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♪ Crash,
the thunderous moan ♪

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♪ Thrash and rattle the bones

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♪ Alone...

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We're the oldest ones here.

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Except for this schmohawk.

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Can I buy you ladies a drink?
We never drink...

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( both )
mojitos.

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Maybe you should court
someone your own age.

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Oh, did you see that cute one? Mm-hmm.

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Hey.
Hey, Renfield.

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Adam Ant called.
He wants his makeup back.

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Oh, come on. Awaken me.
I wanna live forever.

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Then you should try
eating more broccoli.

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No, I don't want to eat more
broccoli. I want to be undead.

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You are undead.
You're alive.

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Yeah, stop imagining
crazy ideas.

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( groans )
No.

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What? Stuck-up
McVainypants is here.

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So what?
Just ignore him.

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Show him how much fun
you're having.

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( phone beeps )

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What? No!
No pictures.

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Wh-- then take me.

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Come on.
Let's just go dance.

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Isn't this place
a little Mickey Mouse for you?

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There is Donor Club
in Chinatown.

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I don't know what
you're talking about.

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I think I can sense
a real vampire.

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Vampire?
That word is so cornball.

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And anyone who says "cornball"

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is at least 80 years old.

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Okay.
I just don't appreciate

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being called the V-word.

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You prefer ELF?

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Extended Life Form, yes.

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( chuckles ) So gay.

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Hey.
Hi, Ivan.

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I see you met Vadim.
You know he's my stem.

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Oh, you're the Soviet stem.

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Ukrainian.

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Let's go to that club.
Blood Bank.

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We don't feed off of people.

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Oh, great.

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As long as Cisserus
takes care of herself.

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Why?
Anything happens to her,

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your years will accrue.

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( inhales deeply )
You wouldn't want

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to look your age.

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Excuse me.

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( hisses )

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I am Vadim.
This is Ivan.

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I'll get my coat.

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Oh, Juicy.
She is asking for it.

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Yeah, I'd say so.

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Listen to me.

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Vadim and Ivan are bad guys.

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I like bad guys.

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No, you like nice guys.

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Don't look at them
and don't talk to them.

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Don't talk to them.

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And remember, nice guys.

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Nice guys.

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Guys that listen
when you say stuff.

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Guys that compliment you.

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Hey, Juicy.
Where are you going?

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♪ ...a spell

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♪ From chasing

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♪ A star that's
long since fell in ♪

259
00:11:34,686 --> 00:11:37,789
♪ Hills and valleys

260
00:11:37,822 --> 00:11:41,393
♪ But mostly valleys

261
00:11:41,426 --> 00:11:46,197
♪ Are all I can see
before I go... ♪

262
00:11:46,231 --> 00:11:48,366
( laughing )

263
00:11:50,235 --> 00:11:53,738
♪ Seen faintly

264
00:11:53,772 --> 00:11:58,276
♪ A distant bell

265
00:11:58,310 --> 00:12:01,746
♪ Rings hazy

266
00:12:01,780 --> 00:12:03,882
♪ And echoes in a well of...

267
00:12:03,915 --> 00:12:06,117
- Hey. We're gonna go.
- BRB.

268
00:12:07,385 --> 00:12:09,788
Um, that only works
if you're leaving.

269
00:12:09,821 --> 00:12:11,122
"Be right back."

270
00:12:11,156 --> 00:12:14,659
Oh. SL.
What?

271
00:12:14,693 --> 00:12:17,762
"So long"?
Close enough.

272
00:12:20,865 --> 00:12:22,767
( sniffing )

273
00:12:22,801 --> 00:12:24,879
So I tell my parents I'm coming
to the city for my music.

274
00:12:24,903 --> 00:12:27,038
And they say okay,
as long as I go to NYU.

275
00:12:27,072 --> 00:12:28,707
( sniffs )
You want?

276
00:12:28,740 --> 00:12:31,176
No thanks.
I'm already in the mood.

277
00:12:34,012 --> 00:12:35,690
So now they're all,
"What about law school?"

278
00:12:35,714 --> 00:12:37,792
And I go, "I told you I was
coming here for my music."

279
00:12:37,816 --> 00:12:40,051
So they're, "Then why did we
spend $100,000, Derek?"

280
00:12:40,085 --> 00:12:41,829
I'm like, "You got me.
You could've just gotten me

281
00:12:41,853 --> 00:12:43,397
Pro Tools and I'd be happy.
Law school is your dream,

282
00:12:43,421 --> 00:12:44,389
not mine."

283
00:12:44,422 --> 00:12:46,391
And they think it's all
about record deals,

284
00:12:46,424 --> 00:12:47,935
but it's so different now.
They're so old-fashioned.

285
00:12:47,959 --> 00:12:49,327
They just don't get it,
you know?

286
00:12:49,361 --> 00:12:51,696
Hey, my parents
believed in witches.

287
00:12:51,730 --> 00:12:53,732
Hold on, I gotta play
you something.

288
00:12:55,200 --> 00:12:56,935
( music playing )

289
00:12:56,968 --> 00:12:58,236
Mm.

290
00:13:03,742 --> 00:13:05,710
( moans )

291
00:13:07,145 --> 00:13:09,180
You've got--
you've got something.

292
00:13:09,214 --> 00:13:12,217
Hmm?
You want a rail?

293
00:13:12,250 --> 00:13:13,885
( whimpers )

294
00:13:20,258 --> 00:13:22,394
A little bit won't hurt.

295
00:13:33,972 --> 00:13:36,107
( sighs )

296
00:13:42,547 --> 00:13:45,083
( groans )
I gotta get out of here.

297
00:13:52,257 --> 00:13:54,159
Hey, people can see you.

298
00:13:54,192 --> 00:13:55,827
What?
Nobody cares.

299
00:13:55,860 --> 00:13:58,163
Besides, the streets are wet
and my shoes are suede.

300
00:13:58,196 --> 00:14:00,865
Stacy, I kinda did
something bad.

301
00:14:00,899 --> 00:14:03,301
What?
Well, this drummer guy

302
00:14:03,334 --> 00:14:05,770
was all coked up and his nose
started bleeding.

303
00:14:05,804 --> 00:14:08,273
Oh, no.
I just licked a drop.

304
00:14:08,306 --> 00:14:10,151
And what now? Are you jonesing?
Do you have the hunger?

305
00:14:10,175 --> 00:14:11,443
No.

306
00:14:11,476 --> 00:14:13,845
I just had what came out.
It wasn't even flowing.

307
00:14:13,878 --> 00:14:17,549
But I know it would be so much
more satisfying than this whole

308
00:14:17,582 --> 00:14:19,918
get-dressed-go-out-
and-have-sex routine.

309
00:14:19,951 --> 00:14:22,320
I mean, guys used
to want to sing

310
00:14:22,353 --> 00:14:24,055
or paint or write.

311
00:14:24,089 --> 00:14:26,958
Now, it's like iPod hits
and webisodes.

312
00:14:26,991 --> 00:14:29,103
Half the time, I don't even know
what they're talking about.

313
00:14:29,127 --> 00:14:31,205
Well, we're going to group
tomorrow. That always helps.

314
00:14:31,229 --> 00:14:33,498
( men laughing )
Hey.

315
00:14:33,531 --> 00:14:35,567
Didn't that used to be
a yogurt place?

316
00:14:35,600 --> 00:14:37,168
Things keep changing
around here.

317
00:14:37,202 --> 00:14:39,904
Well, in the '70s,
it was a methadone clinic

318
00:14:39,938 --> 00:14:42,240
and all the hippies
would be sitting on the stairs

319
00:14:42,273 --> 00:14:44,142
waiting for their medicine.

320
00:14:44,175 --> 00:14:46,544
And in the '50s,
it was a dance studio,

321
00:14:46,578 --> 00:14:50,982
and everyone came to
the Village to be beatniks.

322
00:14:51,015 --> 00:14:53,485
And before that,
it was a German newspaper.

323
00:14:54,586 --> 00:14:56,020
How do you know this stuff?

324
00:14:57,088 --> 00:15:00,258
The History Channel.
Oh.

325
00:15:00,291 --> 00:15:02,327
( birds chirping )
Uh-oh, birds.

326
00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:03,962
Hurry. Go, go!
Whoops!

327
00:15:03,995 --> 00:15:05,396
Get back.
Watch out, Kenny!

328
00:15:05,430 --> 00:15:07,432
Oh!

329
00:15:07,465 --> 00:15:08,867
( siren blaring )

330
00:15:15,907 --> 00:15:17,876
Officer: That's Van Helsing.
Let him through.

331
00:15:19,944 --> 00:15:21,246
Oh, no, no, no.
This doesn't have

332
00:15:21,279 --> 00:15:22,847
anything to do
with Homeland Security

333
00:15:22,881 --> 00:15:24,549
so get away from
my crime scene, huh?

334
00:15:24,582 --> 00:15:26,084
Did you recover the neck?

335
00:15:26,117 --> 00:15:28,953
Look, it's your garden variety
John Doe.

336
00:15:28,987 --> 00:15:30,889
Killed, bled out someplace else,

337
00:15:30,922 --> 00:15:32,557
they hacked it up
and dumped it here.

338
00:15:32,590 --> 00:15:35,326
You call this bled out?
It's bone dry.

339
00:15:35,360 --> 00:15:36,794
Detective.
( laughs )

340
00:15:36,828 --> 00:15:39,898
Officer
I need you to back up, please.

341
00:15:40,965 --> 00:15:42,500
What is that, a pizza carrier?

342
00:15:44,402 --> 00:15:46,471
There.
You happy now?

343
00:15:46,504 --> 00:15:49,207
Hey, if we find a subway map
and explosives, we'll call you.

344
00:15:52,210 --> 00:15:53,845
Whoa.
( woman gasps )

345
00:15:55,980 --> 00:15:57,916
Good evening.
My name is Harry,

346
00:15:57,949 --> 00:15:59,851
and welcome to
Sanguines Anonymous.

347
00:16:03,421 --> 00:16:05,990
Tepish, you're a stem,
aren't you?

348
00:16:06,024 --> 00:16:08,526
Someone told me
that if a stem dies,

349
00:16:08,560 --> 00:16:10,428
all the offshoots die.

350
00:16:10,461 --> 00:16:12,530
It's an old wives' tale, right?

351
00:16:12,564 --> 00:16:14,575
I thought as long as you stayed
out of the sun, you're okay.

352
00:16:14,599 --> 00:16:17,035
And if your stem died,
you start aging.

353
00:16:17,068 --> 00:16:21,039
No, you start aging,
but not like the day players.

354
00:16:21,072 --> 00:16:24,108
You become
your chronological age.

355
00:16:24,142 --> 00:16:25,910
When were you awakened?

356
00:16:25,944 --> 00:16:27,445
1841.

357
00:16:27,478 --> 00:16:29,914
Ah, pfft. Baby.

358
00:16:29,948 --> 00:16:33,017
Besides, 200 is the new 80.

359
00:16:33,051 --> 00:16:35,420
Stacy turned in 1992.

360
00:16:35,453 --> 00:16:37,922
Does she know how old you are?

361
00:16:37,956 --> 00:16:39,324
No.

362
00:16:39,357 --> 00:16:42,460
It seemed to comfort her
thinking we were the same age.

363
00:16:42,493 --> 00:16:43,928
Ah, I see.

364
00:16:43,962 --> 00:16:46,931
You're from Cisserus, huh?
You know her?

365
00:16:48,466 --> 00:16:49,968
We had a fling.

366
00:16:50,001 --> 00:16:51,436
Mm.

367
00:16:51,469 --> 00:16:54,105
That took about
a century off my life.

368
00:16:54,138 --> 00:16:55,640
Hey.

369
00:16:57,108 --> 00:17:00,511
Tepish, would you like
to start off tonight?

370
00:17:00,545 --> 00:17:02,213
Okay.

371
00:17:04,749 --> 00:17:07,018
Thank you, Harry.

372
00:17:07,051 --> 00:17:08,553
Hi, everyone.

373
00:17:08,586 --> 00:17:10,555
I am Vlad Tepish.

374
00:17:10,588 --> 00:17:12,023
You know, Vlad the Impaler.

375
00:17:12,056 --> 00:17:13,391
All:
Hi, Vlad Tepish.

376
00:17:13,424 --> 00:17:17,362
I have abstained
from the fluids of homo sapiens

377
00:17:17,395 --> 00:17:21,299
for 362 years.

378
00:17:21,332 --> 00:17:23,167
( cheering, clapping )

379
00:17:25,136 --> 00:17:26,747
I'm sure that you've heard
about what I did

380
00:17:26,771 --> 00:17:28,273
to the Turkish army, huh?

381
00:17:28,306 --> 00:17:29,507
Woman:
He impaled them.

382
00:17:29,540 --> 00:17:32,677
You youngsters have to learn
how to substitute

383
00:17:32,710 --> 00:17:36,981
what you can't do with things
that are less harmful.

384
00:17:37,015 --> 00:17:40,084
Personally, I like knitting.

385
00:17:40,118 --> 00:17:41,653
Especially...

386
00:17:43,521 --> 00:17:46,057
this part.
( crowd laughing )

387
00:17:46,090 --> 00:17:47,959
Thank you, thank you.
Thank you.

388
00:17:52,230 --> 00:17:56,034
Hi, I'm Stacy.
Hi, Stacy.

389
00:17:56,067 --> 00:17:59,070
I've been in my 20s
for two decades,

390
00:17:59,103 --> 00:18:02,507
and when I was a day player,
I was doing a lot of E.

391
00:18:02,540 --> 00:18:04,542
Man: E?
I don't know what that is.

392
00:18:04,575 --> 00:18:06,744
That's ecstasy.

393
00:18:06,778 --> 00:18:10,214
And then one night,
I must've been pretty stoned,

394
00:18:10,248 --> 00:18:11,582
'cause I don't even remember,

395
00:18:11,616 --> 00:18:14,552
but I know Cisserus
was feeding on me,

396
00:18:14,585 --> 00:18:16,721
and Goody was arguing
that I would be a good

397
00:18:16,754 --> 00:18:18,489
clothing model for her.

398
00:18:18,523 --> 00:18:21,292
So if it wasn't for Goody,
I would be dead.

399
00:18:21,326 --> 00:18:23,361
Like, dead-dead.

400
00:18:25,163 --> 00:18:28,099
But she says that I saved her
because she'd been so lonely,

401
00:18:28,132 --> 00:18:31,035
and having a friend made
her want to keep existing.

402
00:18:31,069 --> 00:18:34,072
Even though I've never
had human blood,

403
00:18:34,105 --> 00:18:35,807
I still feel tempted.

404
00:18:35,840 --> 00:18:38,276
But it's like drugs.

405
00:18:38,309 --> 00:18:40,812
We don't need the high-highs.

406
00:18:40,845 --> 00:18:43,414
It's more satisfying
to not hurt anybody

407
00:18:43,448 --> 00:18:45,049
and just have fun
with your friends.

408
00:18:45,083 --> 00:18:46,684
( clapping )

409
00:18:48,219 --> 00:18:50,421
Thanks.
Harry: Good meeting, people.

410
00:18:50,455 --> 00:18:52,623
Shall we?

411
00:18:52,657 --> 00:18:55,693
All: When it comes to
drinking human blood,

412
00:18:55,727 --> 00:18:58,596
a single drop is too much,

413
00:18:58,629 --> 00:19:01,566
and a whole family
is never enough.

414
00:19:01,599 --> 00:19:03,801
Support your fellow ELFs.

415
00:19:03,835 --> 00:19:07,472
Undead is not unfeeling.

416
00:19:07,505 --> 00:19:09,173
Great.

417
00:19:27,425 --> 00:19:29,127
What are you doing?

418
00:19:29,160 --> 00:19:30,762
Don't you hate it when
you sprout fangs,

419
00:19:30,795 --> 00:19:33,131
part's white and then
the other part's dingy?

420
00:19:33,164 --> 00:19:34,832
I never thought about it.

421
00:19:34,866 --> 00:19:37,335
( phone rings )
It's Renfield.

422
00:19:37,368 --> 00:19:39,737
Both: Hey, Renfield!
Where are you guys?

423
00:19:39,771 --> 00:19:41,272
Let's go to SoHo House.

424
00:19:41,305 --> 00:19:43,141
I'm sick of these clip joints.

425
00:19:43,174 --> 00:19:46,177
How about this? You
go, and if it's great, text us.

426
00:19:46,210 --> 00:19:47,412
All right. G2G.

427
00:19:47,445 --> 00:19:49,280
Both:
G2G.

428
00:19:49,313 --> 00:19:50,815
"Got to go."

429
00:19:50,848 --> 00:19:54,285
( sighs )
Why can't kids say entire words?

430
00:19:54,318 --> 00:19:56,220
It takes just as long
to say letters.

431
00:19:56,254 --> 00:19:58,389
Remember, we said
that we'd keep up with the times

432
00:19:58,423 --> 00:20:00,158
even though it's not
as good as the '80s.

433
00:20:00,191 --> 00:20:01,793
You don't hear me
complaining every time

434
00:20:01,826 --> 00:20:03,728
a new song comes on
that Devo is much better.

435
00:20:03,761 --> 00:20:05,630
That's true.

436
00:20:05,663 --> 00:20:07,331
You have a glob.

437
00:20:07,365 --> 00:20:09,834
Here?
Other side.

438
00:20:09,867 --> 00:20:12,837
Here?
A little higher.

439
00:20:12,870 --> 00:20:15,473
( groans )
Doesn't it drive you crazy

440
00:20:15,506 --> 00:20:17,141
not knowing what you look like?

441
00:20:17,175 --> 00:20:18,552
You look the same
as you always did.

442
00:20:18,576 --> 00:20:21,145
You have pictures from before.
No.

443
00:20:21,179 --> 00:20:22,623
You don't have any pictures
from your early years?

444
00:20:22,647 --> 00:20:24,515
No.

445
00:20:24,549 --> 00:20:26,350
A guy in the park drew this.

446
00:20:26,384 --> 00:20:28,286
Do I look anything like this?

447
00:20:28,319 --> 00:20:30,221
( laughs )
Oh, yeah.

448
00:20:30,254 --> 00:20:31,823
He really captured you.
Oh.

449
00:20:31,856 --> 00:20:33,691
Hold on.

450
00:20:38,362 --> 00:20:41,933
Okay, she sort of has
your structure.

451
00:20:41,966 --> 00:20:44,168
You have rounder eyes,

452
00:20:44,202 --> 00:20:45,803
shorter chin,

453
00:20:45,837 --> 00:20:48,506
change the hair,

454
00:20:48,539 --> 00:20:49,874
green eyes,

455
00:20:49,907 --> 00:20:51,676
and...

456
00:20:51,709 --> 00:20:53,811
fix the nose.

457
00:20:53,845 --> 00:20:55,580
And print.
( printer whirrs )

458
00:20:59,884 --> 00:21:01,586
Oh, my God.

459
00:21:03,488 --> 00:21:06,290
That's me.
Yeah.

460
00:21:06,324 --> 00:21:08,192
It's been so long.

461
00:21:08,226 --> 00:21:12,430
I take back everything bad
I ever said about computers.

462
00:21:12,463 --> 00:21:13,931
Thank you.
You're welcome.

463
00:21:13,965 --> 00:21:15,333
( birds chirping )
Ooh.

464
00:21:21,806 --> 00:21:24,575
Good morning. Morning.

465
00:21:24,609 --> 00:21:27,545
( phones beeping )
( music playing )

466
00:21:34,919 --> 00:21:37,255
( gasps )
Ew.

467
00:21:37,288 --> 00:21:39,390
Well, LASIK has come a long way.

468
00:21:42,760 --> 00:21:45,396
Hi, I'm Joey.
Hi, I'm Stacy.

469
00:22:19,497 --> 00:22:21,499
Hey, would you like to have
lunch with me sometime?

470
00:22:21,532 --> 00:22:22,934
No. Okay.

471
00:22:24,435 --> 00:22:26,737
Um, no, what I meant was
I work during the day

472
00:22:26,771 --> 00:22:30,608
but I could have coffee
or drinks.

473
00:22:30,641 --> 00:22:32,543
Okay, great.

474
00:22:36,814 --> 00:22:39,483
All right, any questions?

475
00:22:39,517 --> 00:22:41,018
Yes, Professor Quincy.

476
00:22:41,052 --> 00:22:43,321
How many surrealists does
it take to change a light bulb?

477
00:22:43,354 --> 00:22:45,690
How many?
A bicycle.

478
00:22:45,723 --> 00:22:46,891
( students groan )

479
00:22:46,924 --> 00:22:49,527
Well, thank you for that
wonderful insight, Mr. Van Helsing.

480
00:22:51,896 --> 00:22:54,865
Quincy: All right, I know
that was no "Talladega Nights."

481
00:22:54,899 --> 00:22:57,268
Now what was Dalí
trying to do in this?

482
00:22:59,103 --> 00:23:02,473
Stacy, don't take a nap.

483
00:23:02,506 --> 00:23:04,008
You'll be up all day.

484
00:23:04,041 --> 00:23:07,044
I'm so tired.
I was IM'ing all day.

485
00:23:09,747 --> 00:23:11,749
I barely slept.

486
00:23:11,782 --> 00:23:13,417
I met someone at school.

487
00:23:13,451 --> 00:23:15,786
What's his story?
He's silly.

488
00:23:15,820 --> 00:23:17,722
Goofy but cute.

489
00:23:17,755 --> 00:23:20,391
What's his name?
His name?

490
00:23:20,424 --> 00:23:22,360
Um, his name is Joey...

491
00:23:22,393 --> 00:23:23,594
Van Helsing.

492
00:23:23,628 --> 00:23:24,996
What?

493
00:23:25,029 --> 00:23:28,399
I'm sure it's a coincidence.
It's a common name.

494
00:23:28,432 --> 00:23:31,369
And you didn't hit it off
with Timmy Hitler?

495
00:23:31,402 --> 00:23:32,670
Very funny.

496
00:23:32,703 --> 00:23:34,071
I don't like it.

497
00:23:35,139 --> 00:23:37,475
I can take care of myself.

498
00:23:40,945 --> 00:23:42,780
Guess what Joey
wants to do this weekend?

499
00:23:42,813 --> 00:23:45,583
Behead you?
Ha-ha.

500
00:23:47,551 --> 00:23:48,895
Man: I need to see
my wife's chart.

501
00:23:48,919 --> 00:23:51,689
You know, I've asked about
four times in the past hour.

502
00:23:51,722 --> 00:23:54,592
So get me the goddamn chart.

503
00:23:54,625 --> 00:23:58,362
And don't start with the shifts.

504
00:23:58,396 --> 00:24:00,898
And you won't be sued
for malpractice

505
00:24:00,931 --> 00:24:02,500
if you do it now.

506
00:24:02,533 --> 00:24:04,468
Hell no, we won't go.

507
00:24:04,502 --> 00:24:06,537
Hell no, we won't go.

508
00:24:06,570 --> 00:24:08,072
Hell no--

509
00:24:08,105 --> 00:24:10,508
Man: Enough already.
I've had enough.

510
00:24:27,558 --> 00:24:29,994
Man: Hi, honey.
Hi, honey.

511
00:24:30,027 --> 00:24:31,028
Love you.

512
00:24:31,062 --> 00:24:34,432
I told them not to bring
you any-- look at this.

513
00:24:34,465 --> 00:24:36,701
I don't want you to eat this.
Look at this.

514
00:24:36,734 --> 00:24:39,103
They use this for breast
implants in the other wing.

515
00:24:39,136 --> 00:24:40,871
Guess where I went?
Cappuccino.

516
00:24:40,905 --> 00:24:43,708
Oh-- Look at this.

517
00:24:43,741 --> 00:24:46,444
How much?
How much do we love cannoli?

518
00:24:49,847 --> 00:24:51,615
All right, maybe later.

519
00:24:53,684 --> 00:24:55,586
How you doing in there?

520
00:24:55,619 --> 00:24:58,089
( lid creaks open )
Ugh.

521
00:24:58,122 --> 00:25:01,692
I'm tired.
Oh, shit.

522
00:25:03,227 --> 00:25:05,463
You got jury duty.
What?

523
00:25:05,496 --> 00:25:08,799
8:00 a.m.
No.

524
00:25:08,833 --> 00:25:10,501
How could this happen?

525
00:25:10,534 --> 00:25:12,670
We're paid in cash.
We don't do taxes.

526
00:25:12,703 --> 00:25:14,114
I don't even have
a driver's license.

527
00:25:14,138 --> 00:25:15,682
Our credit cards
are through a third party.

528
00:25:15,706 --> 00:25:17,908
( gasps )
Oh. I voted once.

529
00:25:17,942 --> 00:25:20,478
You what?
I voted for Dukakis.

530
00:25:20,511 --> 00:25:23,614
Dukakis?
It was before I turned.

531
00:25:23,647 --> 00:25:25,459
And I was just thinking
about the good of the country.

532
00:25:25,483 --> 00:25:27,651
Goody: Country?
It's just business.

533
00:25:27,685 --> 00:25:29,887
From the Dutch West
India Company

534
00:25:29,920 --> 00:25:31,589
to the slave trade.

535
00:25:31,622 --> 00:25:32,862
How do you know all this stuff?

536
00:25:34,091 --> 00:25:36,560
Um, The History Channel.

537
00:25:36,594 --> 00:25:38,095
( phone chimes )

538
00:25:38,129 --> 00:25:40,231
Yay!

539
00:25:40,264 --> 00:25:43,100
If you're here and he's there,
why don't you talk?

540
00:25:43,134 --> 00:25:44,702
Nobody talks.

541
00:25:44,735 --> 00:25:46,015
Do you want him to think I'm 40?

542
00:25:50,074 --> 00:25:52,176
So, if the city has
too much garbage,

543
00:25:52,209 --> 00:25:53,644
and rats eat garbage,

544
00:25:53,677 --> 00:25:55,613
why don't we just get rats
to eat the garbage

545
00:25:55,646 --> 00:25:57,515
instead of spraying
toxic crap everywhere?

546
00:25:57,548 --> 00:25:59,216
Rats breed too quickly.
So?

547
00:25:59,250 --> 00:26:00,651
What if we give them
birth control?

548
00:26:00,684 --> 00:26:02,219
You mean get rats
to put on condoms?

549
00:26:02,253 --> 00:26:04,622
Yeah.
Teensy-weensy little condoms.

550
00:26:04,655 --> 00:26:07,191
Who's that old hippie
talking to Fred?

551
00:26:07,224 --> 00:26:09,136
You must mean the girls
from the graveyard shift.

552
00:26:09,160 --> 00:26:11,128
Shit.
I used to go out with him

553
00:26:11,162 --> 00:26:12,630
before you and I
knew each other.

554
00:26:12,663 --> 00:26:14,632
Oh, my God. He's gonna
expect you to be like 40.

555
00:26:14,665 --> 00:26:17,168
I know.
Hi.

556
00:26:17,201 --> 00:26:19,637
Wow.

557
00:26:19,670 --> 00:26:21,071
How is it possible?

558
00:26:21,105 --> 00:26:22,840
How is what possible?

559
00:26:25,142 --> 00:26:27,511
Goody, you have not aged a day.

560
00:26:27,545 --> 00:26:29,146
Mister, my name is Susan.

561
00:26:29,180 --> 00:26:32,016
But my mother's name was Goody.
Did you know her?

562
00:26:32,049 --> 00:26:35,553
Goody Rutherford?
Is that your mother?

563
00:26:35,586 --> 00:26:37,621
Yes, but she passed away.

564
00:26:37,655 --> 00:26:40,758
Oh.
I-I-I'm sorry.

565
00:26:40,791 --> 00:26:43,727
My name is Danny Horowitz.

566
00:26:43,761 --> 00:26:46,497
Did she ever, uh, you know,
like, mention me?

567
00:26:48,065 --> 00:26:50,134
I think.

568
00:26:50,167 --> 00:26:51,669
But we have to get to work.
Hey.

569
00:26:51,702 --> 00:26:55,172
Hi, I under-- listen.
I have to talk to you.

570
00:26:55,206 --> 00:26:57,608
Please call me tomorrow.

571
00:26:57,641 --> 00:26:59,009
Okay.
Tomorrow night.

572
00:26:59,043 --> 00:27:01,679
( chuckles )
Night, of course.

573
00:27:01,712 --> 00:27:03,581
Just like your mother.

574
00:27:03,614 --> 00:27:05,749
Okay.

575
00:27:12,156 --> 00:27:15,025
So, is this your place?
It's my parents' place.

576
00:27:15,059 --> 00:27:17,561
When my ex and I broke up,
I was traveling

577
00:27:17,595 --> 00:27:20,698
and I haven't found
a new place yet.

578
00:27:20,731 --> 00:27:23,067
Computer: Iris recognition.
So, what does your dad do?

579
00:27:23,100 --> 00:27:24,935
Well, he works for
Homeland Security now,

580
00:27:24,969 --> 00:27:28,072
but he was with MI-6 in London
for quite a long time.

581
00:27:28,105 --> 00:27:30,841
So is he, um, some kind of spy?

582
00:27:30,875 --> 00:27:34,078
Yeah, like James Bond
but shorter.

583
00:27:35,713 --> 00:27:37,257
Listen, Stacy. There's
something I have to tell you.

584
00:27:37,281 --> 00:27:40,684
What?
I'm older than you think.

585
00:27:40,718 --> 00:27:43,354
I've been helping my dad with
this project for a few years,

586
00:27:43,387 --> 00:27:46,857
and since I'm still in school,
you probably think I'm, like, 20.

587
00:27:46,891 --> 00:27:48,926
But I'm almost 25.

588
00:27:48,959 --> 00:27:52,763
And since you're like 17--
( laughs )

589
00:27:52,796 --> 00:27:55,733
Um, actually
I'm a little bit older

590
00:27:55,766 --> 00:27:57,334
than the other kids, too.

591
00:27:57,368 --> 00:27:59,103
You are?

592
00:28:00,237 --> 00:28:01,772
Well, great.
Well, how old are you?

593
00:28:01,805 --> 00:28:04,108
You don't ask a lady her age.

594
00:28:04,141 --> 00:28:06,644
Well, why not?
Because it's very impolite.

595
00:28:06,677 --> 00:28:08,612
How am I gonna find out?
I don't know.

596
00:28:08,646 --> 00:28:10,681
I'm gonna nick your passport.

597
00:28:10,714 --> 00:28:13,083
Woman: I'm never going again.
The performance was ghastly.

598
00:28:13,117 --> 00:28:15,986
No, the clown was so--

599
00:28:16,020 --> 00:28:18,188
Joey.
Oh.

600
00:28:18,222 --> 00:28:19,690
I didn't know you had company.

601
00:28:19,723 --> 00:28:21,725
We just got back.
This is Stacy.

602
00:28:21,759 --> 00:28:23,394
Stacy, my mother and father.

603
00:28:23,427 --> 00:28:24,828
Hi, Stacy.
Oh, pleasure.

604
00:28:24,862 --> 00:28:26,196
Nice to meet you.
Uh, yeah.

605
00:28:26,230 --> 00:28:28,165
How do you do?
Hi.

606
00:28:28,198 --> 00:28:29,709
Well, I actually
have to get to my job.

607
00:28:29,733 --> 00:28:31,068
You work at night?

608
00:28:31,101 --> 00:28:33,103
Yeah, it's so depressing.

609
00:28:33,137 --> 00:28:36,407
But, you know,
just until school gets out.

610
00:28:36,440 --> 00:28:38,175
I have to go.
I'll see you out.

611
00:28:40,444 --> 00:28:41,879
Ta!
Yeah.

612
00:28:41,912 --> 00:28:43,314
( door closes )

613
00:28:43,347 --> 00:28:46,150
Did you feel her hands?
Freezing.

614
00:28:46,183 --> 00:28:49,286
( people chanting )

615
00:28:49,320 --> 00:28:50,931
I'm glad you're interested.
Are you a registered voter?

616
00:28:50,955 --> 00:28:52,656
No matter what's going
on in the world,

617
00:28:52,690 --> 00:28:55,225
there's always someone
protesting or petitioning,

618
00:28:55,259 --> 00:28:57,695
and they always wind up
in Union Square.

619
00:28:59,396 --> 00:29:02,933
Even in the 1840s, people were
pamphleteering for abolition.

620
00:29:02,967 --> 00:29:04,969
...southern flesh peddlers!

621
00:29:05,002 --> 00:29:07,271
Slavery will tear
our country apart!

622
00:29:07,304 --> 00:29:09,340
Sir, may I proffer
you a pamphlet?

623
00:29:09,373 --> 00:29:11,675
Abolition now!

624
00:29:11,709 --> 00:29:14,311
Sir-- sir, may I proffer
you a pamphlet?

625
00:29:16,780 --> 00:29:18,148
And in the 1950s,

626
00:29:18,182 --> 00:29:20,918
thousands of people
protested to stop

627
00:29:20,951 --> 00:29:22,786
the execution of the Rosenbergs.

628
00:29:24,455 --> 00:29:27,758
Of course, in the '60s, there was
always a Vietnam demonstration.

629
00:29:27,791 --> 00:29:29,093
Hell no, we won't go!

630
00:29:29,126 --> 00:29:31,695
Hell no, we won't go!

631
00:29:31,729 --> 00:29:34,798
Hell no, we won't go!
Hell no...

632
00:29:34,832 --> 00:29:38,002
Must've been pretty crazy to see
your old boyfriend like that, huh?

633
00:29:39,069 --> 00:29:40,838
How long were you guys together?

634
00:29:40,871 --> 00:29:42,840
Over a year.
We never lived together,

635
00:29:42,873 --> 00:29:44,908
but we saw each other
every night.

636
00:29:44,942 --> 00:29:48,746
I forgot how nice it felt seeing
someone you love all the time.

637
00:29:50,147 --> 00:29:52,850
I wonder what Joey's parents
think about me.

638
00:29:52,883 --> 00:29:54,251
So what did you think of Stacy?

639
00:29:54,284 --> 00:29:56,086
( clears throat )
She's rather pale.

640
00:29:56,120 --> 00:29:57,421
How do you mean?

641
00:29:57,454 --> 00:29:59,423
What your mother means
is she's...

642
00:30:00,491 --> 00:30:03,060
exceedingly white.

643
00:30:03,093 --> 00:30:05,462
So you don't like her because
of the color of her skin?

644
00:30:05,496 --> 00:30:06,463
Is that what you're telling me?

645
00:30:06,497 --> 00:30:07,364
Oh, don't be so dramatic.

646
00:30:07,398 --> 00:30:09,800
No, it's simply that
she's not like us.

647
00:30:09,833 --> 00:30:11,468
You mean wealthy, over-educated,

648
00:30:11,502 --> 00:30:13,904
Upper-West-Side,
paranoid, ghoul-chasing--

649
00:30:13,937 --> 00:30:15,973
Oh, for fuck's sake.
She's undead!

650
00:30:16,006 --> 00:30:18,909
( sighs )
And I forbid you to see her!

651
00:30:18,942 --> 00:30:20,277
You think everyone is a vampire.

652
00:30:20,310 --> 00:30:21,354
Just because somebody
stays up late,

653
00:30:21,378 --> 00:30:22,422
doesn't go to bed
before 3:00...

654
00:30:22,446 --> 00:30:23,313
Well excuse me for being
overly vigilant.

655
00:30:23,347 --> 00:30:24,357
...doesn't mean
hey can just grow fangs,

656
00:30:24,381 --> 00:30:27,017
put on a black cape...
But I think beings

657
00:30:27,051 --> 00:30:29,062
devoid of warm blood...
...and fly around tow like a bat!

658
00:30:29,086 --> 00:30:30,463
Just because
they're a little peaky,

659
00:30:30,487 --> 00:30:31,631
it doesn't mean
they drink blood.

660
00:30:31,655 --> 00:30:34,058
...roam the street at night
looking for innocent victims.

661
00:30:34,091 --> 00:30:35,759
You are so intolerant.

662
00:30:35,793 --> 00:30:39,029
Enough!
Stop it, both of you.

663
00:30:39,063 --> 00:30:41,899
Let's just invite
your little friend to supper.

664
00:30:41,932 --> 00:30:43,901
If she's one of them,
we'll know.

665
00:30:43,934 --> 00:30:45,502
Fine.

666
00:30:47,438 --> 00:30:50,908
Tonight, we're meeting
under sad circumstances.

667
00:30:50,941 --> 00:30:53,277
I'm sure by now you've
all heard about David's

668
00:30:53,310 --> 00:30:55,512
tragic Daylight Savings
accident.

669
00:30:55,546 --> 00:30:57,014
( group murmurs )

670
00:30:57,047 --> 00:30:58,982
Harry:
Boy, one century you're here

671
00:30:59,016 --> 00:31:00,751
and the next you're gone.

672
00:31:01,952 --> 00:31:03,754
Do you sense something gross?

673
00:31:05,989 --> 00:31:07,424
Yes.

674
00:31:07,458 --> 00:31:08,826
Harry:
I see we have a newcomer.

675
00:31:08,859 --> 00:31:10,894
Uh, yeah, hi.
I'm Rita.

676
00:31:10,928 --> 00:31:12,362
All:
Hi, Rita.

677
00:31:12,396 --> 00:31:14,465
I am a psy-vampire.

678
00:31:14,498 --> 00:31:16,800
( faint laughing )

679
00:31:16,834 --> 00:31:19,837
What exactly is that?
Psychic vampire.

680
00:31:19,870 --> 00:31:23,140
I'm able to feed off
other people's auras.

681
00:31:23,173 --> 00:31:25,375
You know, I absorb their energy.

682
00:31:25,409 --> 00:31:27,878
How do you know you're
not just annoying them?

683
00:31:27,911 --> 00:31:28,912
( laughing )

684
00:31:28,946 --> 00:31:32,216
Psy-vampires are
a true vampiric subset, okay?

685
00:31:32,249 --> 00:31:34,485
And we don't need
blood to draw--

686
00:31:34,518 --> 00:31:36,120
( growls )

687
00:31:36,153 --> 00:31:37,821
( screaming )

688
00:31:37,855 --> 00:31:39,823
What the fuck is that?

689
00:31:39,857 --> 00:31:41,892
( laughing )

690
00:31:41,925 --> 00:31:44,128
All right, all right.
Settle down.

691
00:31:44,161 --> 00:31:45,896
Harry: We really
gotta be more careful

692
00:31:45,929 --> 00:31:47,931
about how we announce
our meetings.

693
00:31:47,965 --> 00:31:50,067
Anybody else
have something to share?

694
00:31:50,100 --> 00:31:52,169
Stacy got called in
for jury duty,

695
00:31:52,202 --> 00:31:54,204
but she hasn't voted
since the '80s.

696
00:31:54,238 --> 00:31:55,472
That happened to me.

697
00:31:55,506 --> 00:31:57,407
And they're bringing me in
for an audit.

698
00:31:57,441 --> 00:31:59,076
Everybody call on your stems

699
00:31:59,109 --> 00:32:00,978
and any human-feeders you know.

700
00:32:01,011 --> 00:32:02,546
But how are we
gonna find Cisserus?

701
00:32:02,579 --> 00:32:03,914
You don't know
her resting place?

702
00:32:03,947 --> 00:32:05,949
When she wants us,
she summons us.

703
00:32:05,983 --> 00:32:07,918
We never call on her.

704
00:32:07,951 --> 00:32:09,086
Okay.

705
00:32:09,119 --> 00:32:10,921
We all gotta work together,
folks.

706
00:32:10,954 --> 00:32:13,357
The community
is being persecuted.

707
00:32:13,390 --> 00:32:15,526
I've seen it all before.

708
00:32:15,559 --> 00:32:19,263
Now instead of tortures,
they're using computers.

709
00:32:21,932 --> 00:32:23,934
Does Mr. Davidoff
know you are coming?

710
00:32:23,967 --> 00:32:26,503
Mr. Davidoff is aware

711
00:32:26,537 --> 00:32:28,972
we'll be here between
7:00 a.m. and 12:00 p.m.

712
00:32:30,174 --> 00:32:32,442
But don't you need
a search warrant?

713
00:32:32,476 --> 00:32:36,313
Madam, you've insultingly
confused us with the police.

714
00:32:36,346 --> 00:32:38,015
I'm from Time Warner,

715
00:32:38,048 --> 00:32:40,117
and if you ever want to see
Jon Stewart again,

716
00:32:40,150 --> 00:32:41,618
you'll open this door.

717
00:32:44,121 --> 00:32:45,923
Let's get some light in here.

718
00:32:50,994 --> 00:32:52,396
Van Helsing:
Morning, Sunshine.

719
00:32:52,429 --> 00:32:54,531
( growling )

720
00:32:54,565 --> 00:32:56,900
( grunts )
( screams )

721
00:32:56,934 --> 00:32:59,002
( growling )

722
00:33:10,948 --> 00:33:13,884
( singing in Spanish )

723
00:33:17,120 --> 00:33:19,156
Buenas noches, chicas.

724
00:33:19,189 --> 00:33:20,691
Have you seen Ivan?

725
00:33:20,724 --> 00:33:22,693
He hasn't answered
any of my summonses.

726
00:33:22,726 --> 00:33:24,928
Uh, I think we saw him
last week.

727
00:33:24,962 --> 00:33:26,230
Something must have happened.

728
00:33:26,263 --> 00:33:28,065
He's not strong enough
to ignore you.

729
00:33:28,098 --> 00:33:31,101
Well, you chicas
will just have to fill in.

730
00:33:31,134 --> 00:33:33,971
But we're only good at modeling
and light clerical work.

731
00:33:34,004 --> 00:33:37,474
So, you fold these carefully,

732
00:33:37,507 --> 00:33:39,943
and you pack this soil.

733
00:33:39,977 --> 00:33:43,046
Don't you just love
these "As-seen-on-TV" bags?

734
00:33:44,414 --> 00:33:46,617
( air hissing )

735
00:33:49,186 --> 00:33:51,688
Look how much soil it can fit.

736
00:33:51,722 --> 00:33:53,399
Oh, it's a good thing we're here
because there's gonna be

737
00:33:53,423 --> 00:33:56,159
a big meeting with all
the local stems and ELFs.

738
00:33:56,193 --> 00:33:58,438
Stacy: There's been a lot of
persecution of the community.

739
00:33:58,462 --> 00:34:00,697
What do I care?
Well, if you keep acting

740
00:34:00,731 --> 00:34:02,432
so recklessly,
they're gonna find you.

741
00:34:02,466 --> 00:34:05,702
No one will ever find my lair.

742
00:34:05,736 --> 00:34:09,373
And I'm in the one place
no New Yorker ever goes.

743
00:34:09,406 --> 00:34:11,541
But your behavior makes
it harder for everyone else.

744
00:34:11,575 --> 00:34:13,110
For who?

745
00:34:13,143 --> 00:34:15,512
For Vlad Tepish
and his doofus peasants?

746
00:34:15,545 --> 00:34:17,214
"Vlad the Impaler"?

747
00:34:17,247 --> 00:34:19,750
I'll tell you what that whole
impaling routine was.

748
00:34:19,783 --> 00:34:21,618
Compensation.

749
00:34:21,652 --> 00:34:23,387
You know what I'm saying?

750
00:34:23,420 --> 00:34:26,623
Besides, I am leaving town.

751
00:34:28,558 --> 00:34:31,061
And look at this pimpin'
travel coffin he made me.

752
00:34:32,596 --> 00:34:34,498
Here's the itinerary.

753
00:34:34,531 --> 00:34:37,067
Just get me on cargo
before dawn.

754
00:34:37,100 --> 00:34:38,302
It's a private jet.

755
00:34:38,335 --> 00:34:40,237
Spain?
What's in Spain?

756
00:34:40,270 --> 00:34:42,306
It is not just
the rain in Spain.

757
00:34:42,339 --> 00:34:44,174
Look at him.

758
00:34:44,207 --> 00:34:46,076
Diego Bardem.

759
00:34:46,109 --> 00:34:49,112
Only the handsomest,
most talented man in the world.

760
00:34:49,146 --> 00:34:52,115
Do you know him?
No, I don't know him.

761
00:34:52,149 --> 00:34:54,051
But I got mad love for him.

762
00:34:54,084 --> 00:34:55,252
And I'll tell you a secret.

763
00:34:57,154 --> 00:35:00,691
I am not gonna use
any hypnotism.

764
00:35:02,225 --> 00:35:04,194
I want this to be real.

765
00:35:06,296 --> 00:35:10,200
I haven't felt this way about
anyone since Al Jolson.

766
00:35:10,233 --> 00:35:11,501
The Mammy guy?

767
00:35:12,569 --> 00:35:14,371
Yes, the Mammy guy.

768
00:35:14,404 --> 00:35:17,207
I mean, he was an amazingly
dynamic performer.

769
00:35:17,240 --> 00:35:20,277
You have no idea because
you never saw him live.

770
00:35:22,646 --> 00:35:24,181
No, no, no.

771
00:35:24,214 --> 00:35:25,549
( trilling )

772
00:35:25,582 --> 00:35:27,150
Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay.

773
00:35:32,689 --> 00:35:35,158
( phone rings )
Hey.

774
00:35:36,093 --> 00:35:38,195
What did your parents
say about me?

775
00:35:38,228 --> 00:35:40,397
Are you near your computer?
Yeah.

776
00:35:40,430 --> 00:35:41,665
Come on iChat.
I wanna see you.

777
00:35:42,733 --> 00:35:44,101
( screams )
Oh!

778
00:35:44,134 --> 00:35:47,070
I don't-- I don't have iChat.

779
00:35:47,104 --> 00:35:48,839
Yeah, you do.
It's built in.

780
00:35:48,872 --> 00:35:51,274
Yeah, but my roommate
was spray painting

781
00:35:51,308 --> 00:35:53,176
and she got paint on the lens.

782
00:35:53,210 --> 00:35:54,678
So...
Pfft.

783
00:35:54,711 --> 00:35:56,213
What did your parents say?

784
00:35:56,246 --> 00:35:59,082
They thought
you were a bit pale.

785
00:36:00,617 --> 00:36:02,352
What do you mean pale?

786
00:36:02,386 --> 00:36:04,187
Well, you know, pale, fair skin.

787
00:36:04,221 --> 00:36:06,390
Like maybe you were sick
or something.

788
00:36:06,423 --> 00:36:09,226
Well, it's just those
environmental light bulbs.

789
00:36:09,259 --> 00:36:10,570
I mean, they make everybody
look horrible.

790
00:36:10,594 --> 00:36:12,405
Look, they want you to come
for dinner on Friday.

791
00:36:12,429 --> 00:36:14,131
Can you make it?

792
00:36:14,164 --> 00:36:15,565
Oh, I'll be there.

793
00:36:20,804 --> 00:36:25,242
♪ Hope they got
a jukebox on the moon ♪

794
00:36:27,577 --> 00:36:32,082
♪ 'Cause if they got
a jukebox on the moon ♪

795
00:36:34,451 --> 00:36:39,556
♪ I'll be blasting off
with you to play ♪

796
00:36:39,589 --> 00:36:42,225
♪ The juke box
on the moon... ♪

797
00:36:42,259 --> 00:36:43,660
( timer dings )

798
00:36:45,295 --> 00:36:49,132
♪ Believe me when the moon
is nice and bright ♪

799
00:36:51,435 --> 00:36:55,772
♪ Let's rock and roll
all night... ♪

800
00:36:55,806 --> 00:36:57,240
( electricity crackling )

801
00:36:58,642 --> 00:37:02,212
♪ When we hear
our favorite tune play... ♪

802
00:37:02,245 --> 00:37:03,346
( whimpers )

803
00:37:03,380 --> 00:37:05,482
♪ The jukebox on the moon...
Ow!

804
00:37:08,785 --> 00:37:12,923
♪ Everything up there
will be real nice... ♪

805
00:37:12,956 --> 00:37:15,592
Stay still.

806
00:37:15,625 --> 00:37:19,529
♪ It will be
a teenage paradise... ♪

807
00:37:19,563 --> 00:37:21,264
( giggles )

808
00:37:21,298 --> 00:37:23,667
It's good, right?
I think it's totally working.

809
00:37:23,700 --> 00:37:25,202
I'm gonna be so tan.

810
00:37:25,235 --> 00:37:26,603
( doorbell chimes )

811
00:37:28,939 --> 00:37:30,373
Hi.

812
00:37:31,441 --> 00:37:32,943
Wow.
You look...

813
00:37:32,976 --> 00:37:34,444
Robust?

814
00:37:34,478 --> 00:37:36,947
Sure.

815
00:37:36,980 --> 00:37:39,282
Come in.
Dinner will be a few minutes.

816
00:37:39,316 --> 00:37:41,151
Let me give you the tour.

817
00:37:46,356 --> 00:37:47,657
What is all this stuff?

818
00:37:47,691 --> 00:37:49,559
Well, it's mostly stuff
from my grandfather

819
00:37:49,593 --> 00:37:51,261
or my great grandfather.

820
00:37:51,294 --> 00:37:54,464
My father is an expert
on vampirism.

821
00:37:54,498 --> 00:37:56,299
Told you my family's nuts.

822
00:37:56,333 --> 00:37:59,202
What's this thing?
Ah, well...

823
00:37:59,236 --> 00:38:01,738
if someone you suspect
of being a vampire dies,

824
00:38:01,771 --> 00:38:03,940
you place this over their neck
before they're buried

825
00:38:03,974 --> 00:38:07,277
and if they wake up and try
to climb out of their coffin,

826
00:38:07,310 --> 00:38:09,846
they get beheaded.

827
00:38:09,880 --> 00:38:11,748
Mrs. Van Helsing:
Dinner's ready!

828
00:38:21,525 --> 00:38:23,894
Hey, I know him.

829
00:38:23,927 --> 00:38:25,529
Van Helsing:
You know him?

830
00:38:25,562 --> 00:38:27,397
I mean, I know who he is.

831
00:38:27,430 --> 00:38:29,266
It's Vlad Tepish.

832
00:38:29,299 --> 00:38:31,401
It's pronounced "Tee-pees."

833
00:38:31,434 --> 00:38:35,872
He was one of the most sadistic
figures in history.

834
00:38:35,906 --> 00:38:39,643
Well, I guess that sort of
depends on your point of view.

835
00:38:39,676 --> 00:38:41,311
Really?

836
00:38:41,344 --> 00:38:43,480
How many points of view
can there be on the subject

837
00:38:43,513 --> 00:38:46,283
of impaling people
and drinking their blood?

838
00:38:46,316 --> 00:38:48,518
If a weird stunt like that stops

839
00:38:48,552 --> 00:38:51,354
the entire Ottoman Empire
from taking over Europe.

840
00:38:51,388 --> 00:38:53,623
His armor is in
the museum in Bucharest.

841
00:38:53,657 --> 00:38:55,959
I mean, they consider
him a hero.

842
00:38:55,992 --> 00:38:59,362
Yeah, if it wasn't for him, we'd
all be speaking "Ottomanese."

843
00:38:59,396 --> 00:39:01,498
Didn't you like your fish?

844
00:39:01,531 --> 00:39:03,300
Shall we make
something else for you?

845
00:39:03,333 --> 00:39:06,403
Oh, no, thank you,
Mrs. Van Helsing.

846
00:39:06,436 --> 00:39:08,572
I'm enjoying my dinner
a great deal.

847
00:39:08,605 --> 00:39:12,609
Now, you must try our soup.

848
00:39:12,642 --> 00:39:14,978
It's an old Van Helsing recipe.

849
00:39:20,016 --> 00:39:21,718
Ahh!

850
00:39:21,751 --> 00:39:24,321
Not a fan of garlic?

851
00:39:24,354 --> 00:39:26,923
Stacy: Oh, no, it's not
the garlic. It's the salt.

852
00:39:26,957 --> 00:39:29,025
Even the tiniest bit
and I blow up

853
00:39:29,059 --> 00:39:31,494
like a Thanksgiving Day balloon.

854
00:39:31,528 --> 00:39:33,339
My father thinks that
if he gives us garlic breath,

855
00:39:33,363 --> 00:39:34,965
we won't make out.

856
00:39:34,998 --> 00:39:37,000
Not going to work, Pops.

857
00:39:37,033 --> 00:39:39,469
Ma, we'll take dessert later.
The movie starts at 9:30.

858
00:39:39,502 --> 00:39:40,937
I'll just get our things.

859
00:39:44,341 --> 00:39:45,809
( breathes deeply )

860
00:39:55,518 --> 00:39:57,020
( laughs )

861
00:40:00,357 --> 00:40:01,891
Hmm.

862
00:40:01,925 --> 00:40:04,828
You have a very strong will,
Dr. Van Helsing.

863
00:40:04,861 --> 00:40:07,330
What are your intentions
with my son?

864
00:40:07,364 --> 00:40:08,498
What do you mean?

865
00:40:08,531 --> 00:40:11,501
Do you plan to suck
the life out of him?

866
00:40:11,534 --> 00:40:14,337
No more than
any other girlfriend.

867
00:40:15,505 --> 00:40:17,073
Hey, you ready?

868
00:40:18,875 --> 00:40:20,577
Thank you for dinner.

869
00:40:20,610 --> 00:40:22,779
See you later.
( doorbell rings )

870
00:40:24,381 --> 00:40:26,683
Oh, I know.
But did you see the girl

871
00:40:26,716 --> 00:40:28,918
who left with Joey?
Is she one of them?

872
00:40:28,952 --> 00:40:30,487
I wasn't really
paying attention.

873
00:40:30,520 --> 00:40:32,088
That girl,
she seemed pretty dark.

874
00:40:32,122 --> 00:40:33,432
But it's all gonna be
on my phone.

875
00:40:33,456 --> 00:40:34,924
So hold on.

876
00:40:34,958 --> 00:40:37,894
Wait, I don't remember
seeing empty chairs.

877
00:40:37,927 --> 00:40:39,696
What did I do wrong?

878
00:40:39,729 --> 00:40:42,365
You didn't do anything wrong.

879
00:40:42,399 --> 00:40:44,634
( singing )

880
00:40:44,668 --> 00:40:46,836
( beeps )

881
00:40:50,940 --> 00:40:52,642
Why do people bother going out

882
00:40:52,676 --> 00:40:54,477
if the only thing
they want to bond with

883
00:40:54,511 --> 00:40:55,688
is their little glowing boxes?

884
00:40:55,712 --> 00:40:57,547
Don't go grandma on me.

885
00:40:57,580 --> 00:40:59,516
Oh, there's Renfield.
Hey.

886
00:40:59,549 --> 00:41:01,718
Uh, you guys, um...

887
00:41:01,751 --> 00:41:04,587
kinda can't sit here unless
we order a $400 bottle.

888
00:41:04,621 --> 00:41:06,790
Don't worry about it.
Waitress: Bottle service.

889
00:41:08,992 --> 00:41:11,928
She left him 10 minutes ago.
The sex must be great.

890
00:41:11,961 --> 00:41:14,097
Oh, we haven't done it yet.

891
00:41:14,130 --> 00:41:16,433
Oh, so it's a purely
textual relationship?

892
00:41:18,168 --> 00:41:20,970
I've been looking for you,
you lifeless bitch.

893
00:41:21,004 --> 00:41:22,572
What is your problem?

894
00:41:22,605 --> 00:41:24,407
What did you do to Ivan?

895
00:41:24,441 --> 00:41:25,909
What are you talking about?

896
00:41:25,942 --> 00:41:27,977
( hissing )

897
00:41:28,011 --> 00:41:31,047
( lisping ) First you kill
my game with Juicy girl.

898
00:41:31,081 --> 00:41:32,982
Now Ivan is missing.

899
00:41:33,016 --> 00:41:34,751
Suckerin' succotash.

900
00:41:34,784 --> 00:41:36,619
( growling )

901
00:41:36,653 --> 00:41:38,621
Guys, guys, guys!
( screaming )

902
00:41:38,655 --> 00:41:40,423
Not in front of the day players.

903
00:41:41,691 --> 00:41:43,593
The past few minutes,
you remember nothing.

904
00:41:43,626 --> 00:41:44,728
Complete Sergeant Schultz.

905
00:41:44,761 --> 00:41:46,463
( German accent )
I know nothing!

906
00:41:46,496 --> 00:41:49,432
I saw nothing!
Now cut it out.

907
00:41:49,466 --> 00:41:51,735
Besides, why would we hurt Ivan?

908
00:41:51,768 --> 00:41:54,137
We'd just wind up doing
more work for Cisserus.

909
00:41:54,170 --> 00:41:55,481
Actually, it's a good thing
we ran into you.

910
00:41:55,505 --> 00:41:58,007
We need you to come to
a Sanguines Anonymous meeting.

911
00:41:58,041 --> 00:42:00,143
No way.
You don't have to join,

912
00:42:00,176 --> 00:42:02,545
but a lot of weird stuff
has been going down.

913
00:42:02,579 --> 00:42:04,156
They're trying to force us
out into the sun.

914
00:42:04,180 --> 00:42:06,950
You think this has something
to do with Ivan's disappearance?

915
00:42:06,983 --> 00:42:08,485
It might.

916
00:42:08,518 --> 00:42:11,154
Did anyone in his building
see anything?

917
00:42:11,187 --> 00:42:13,456
The neighbor said the cable
company was there.

918
00:42:13,490 --> 00:42:16,126
Can Time Warner just burst into
a person's home and kill them?

919
00:42:16,159 --> 00:42:17,794
Yeah, they're terrible.

920
00:42:17,827 --> 00:42:19,629
( sighs )

921
00:42:19,662 --> 00:42:21,731
Come to a meeting.
We've got to figure this out.

922
00:42:21,765 --> 00:42:23,600
Everybody's getting audited.

923
00:42:23,633 --> 00:42:25,101
Well, you don't have to go.

924
00:42:25,135 --> 00:42:26,536
What?

925
00:42:26,569 --> 00:42:28,471
An audit is just the IRS saying,

926
00:42:28,505 --> 00:42:30,006
"We think you should
pay more taxes."

927
00:42:30,039 --> 00:42:32,051
And if you agree with them,
then you say, "Okay, how much?"

928
00:42:32,075 --> 00:42:34,878
But you only have to go in
if you wanna challenge them.

929
00:42:34,911 --> 00:42:36,546
How do you know this?

930
00:42:36,579 --> 00:42:38,047
I'm a CPA.

931
00:42:38,081 --> 00:42:39,582
You are?
Yeah.

932
00:42:39,616 --> 00:42:41,050
You just got some new clients.

933
00:42:42,619 --> 00:42:44,120
Not me.
I have a guy.

934
00:42:44,154 --> 00:42:46,222
( music playing )

935
00:42:56,699 --> 00:42:58,001
Stacy:
What are you wearing?

936
00:42:58,034 --> 00:42:59,803
It's like the history
of fashion.

937
00:42:59,836 --> 00:43:03,640
I'm going to see Danny.
I wanna look nice.

938
00:43:03,673 --> 00:43:05,642
Gibson Girl shirts
were the prettiest.

939
00:43:05,675 --> 00:43:08,511
1960s skirts are great
on short women.

940
00:43:08,545 --> 00:43:11,881
1970s shoes make you tall
but are comfortable.

941
00:43:11,915 --> 00:43:13,750
Okay, but what's with the hat?

942
00:43:13,783 --> 00:43:15,185
It's a boater.

943
00:43:15,218 --> 00:43:17,020
People always said
it looked spiffy on me.

944
00:43:17,053 --> 00:43:19,122
People from
your barbershop quartet

945
00:43:19,155 --> 00:43:21,591
or people from
the Republican convention?

946
00:43:21,624 --> 00:43:23,593
Oh, God.

947
00:43:25,295 --> 00:43:26,696
Here we are.

948
00:43:26,729 --> 00:43:29,032
"Architectural Digest" time.
Enjoy yourself.

949
00:43:29,065 --> 00:43:30,633
Sure you don't
want anything to drink?

950
00:43:30,667 --> 00:43:32,202
I'm sure.
Well, I'm not.

951
00:43:32,235 --> 00:43:34,204
I need some coffee, man.
For energy.

952
00:43:36,573 --> 00:43:38,041
I just made this last week.

953
00:43:38,074 --> 00:43:40,076
Oh.
You work for the government?

954
00:43:40,109 --> 00:43:42,111
Do I look like I work
for the government?

955
00:43:42,145 --> 00:43:43,780
I'm with the ACLU.

956
00:43:43,813 --> 00:43:46,583
Right now I'm in the middle
of this deportation case

957
00:43:46,616 --> 00:43:50,220
with abuses of wiretapping.
It's unbearable.

958
00:43:50,253 --> 00:43:52,121
Well, I thought
if the government

959
00:43:52,155 --> 00:43:53,723
doesn't hear
terrorist-related stuff,

960
00:43:53,756 --> 00:43:54,891
they have to hang up.

961
00:43:54,924 --> 00:43:56,659
No.

962
00:43:57,727 --> 00:43:59,062
Ah, look at this.

963
00:43:59,095 --> 00:44:01,055
I was going through these
looking for your mother.

964
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:05,668
Look at these.

965
00:44:05,702 --> 00:44:07,737
She had this habit of just

966
00:44:07,770 --> 00:44:11,140
ducking out right before
they took a picture.

967
00:44:11,174 --> 00:44:13,176
Well, she was superstitious.

968
00:44:13,209 --> 00:44:14,978
Still, I mean,
it's a little nutty, isn't it?

969
00:44:15,011 --> 00:44:16,613
My God.

970
00:44:16,646 --> 00:44:18,581
I have this one.
You do? Really?

971
00:44:18,615 --> 00:44:20,617
She saved it?

972
00:44:20,650 --> 00:44:22,218
You better put yours in plastic.

973
00:44:22,252 --> 00:44:24,320
She liked this, huh?
Well, why not?

974
00:44:24,354 --> 00:44:26,589
I was not bad-looking
back then, huh?

975
00:44:28,057 --> 00:44:29,926
What an amazing time this was.

976
00:44:29,959 --> 00:44:32,862
Being young and in love.

977
00:44:32,896 --> 00:44:35,565
Feeling like you're a part of
something that really mattered.

978
00:44:37,267 --> 00:44:39,669
Your mother never mentioned
why she just disappeared?

979
00:44:39,702 --> 00:44:42,338
Not really.
Oh, man.

980
00:44:42,372 --> 00:44:43,973
Hey, you know what?

981
00:44:44,007 --> 00:44:47,777
I have to get movies for my wife
before the store closes.

982
00:44:47,810 --> 00:44:50,246
Right on.
Huh?

983
00:44:50,280 --> 00:44:52,181
My way.

984
00:44:52,215 --> 00:44:54,684
I'll go with.
Oh.

985
00:44:54,717 --> 00:44:56,019
All right, cool.

986
00:44:56,052 --> 00:44:58,154
You know,
Angela is really in and out.

987
00:44:58,187 --> 00:45:00,924
And that's why I gotta get her
movies that she really loves.

988
00:45:00,957 --> 00:45:02,759
So, you know,
when she dozes off,

989
00:45:02,792 --> 00:45:04,627
you know, she won't miss
anything, really.

990
00:45:04,661 --> 00:45:06,729
Can I help?
Uh, no.

991
00:45:06,763 --> 00:45:08,231
When I see 'em, I'll know it.

992
00:45:08,264 --> 00:45:10,767
Then I'm gonna look around.
Okay, cool.

993
00:45:13,670 --> 00:45:15,271
( groans )
Excuse me.

994
00:45:15,305 --> 00:45:17,106
Do you have any
James Cagney posters?

995
00:45:17,140 --> 00:45:18,641
Oh, James Cameron?

996
00:45:20,843 --> 00:45:22,412
No, uh, James Cagney.

997
00:45:22,445 --> 00:45:24,948
You know, "Made it, Ma!
Top of the world!"

998
00:45:24,981 --> 00:45:26,816
( chuckles )
No.

999
00:45:26,849 --> 00:45:28,318
What about...

1000
00:45:28,351 --> 00:45:30,186
Fred Astaire?
No.

1001
00:45:30,219 --> 00:45:31,888
Jack Lemmon?
No.

1002
00:45:31,921 --> 00:45:35,091
Paul Newman.
Oh, the salad dressing guy?

1003
00:45:37,060 --> 00:45:39,829
Yeah.
No.

1004
00:45:45,435 --> 00:45:46,970
Phones on the ground.

1005
00:45:47,003 --> 00:45:50,139
Phones on the ground now.
Drop 'em!

1006
00:45:50,173 --> 00:45:52,084
Hands in the air. Hands in
the air. Give me the money.

1007
00:45:52,108 --> 00:45:53,686
Woman: Don't you point that.
He's got a heart condition.

1008
00:45:53,710 --> 00:45:55,678
Shut up!
Oh, my God!

1009
00:45:55,712 --> 00:45:57,447
Fuck.
Come on!

1010
00:45:57,480 --> 00:45:59,282
He's having a heart attack.
No, no, no, lady.

1011
00:45:59,315 --> 00:46:00,783
Get up and give me
the money now.

1012
00:46:00,817 --> 00:46:03,052
Shit, come on!
Oh!

1013
00:46:05,388 --> 00:46:07,123
Stop it.

1014
00:46:07,156 --> 00:46:08,358
Calm down.

1015
00:46:10,093 --> 00:46:11,961
( hisses )

1016
00:46:14,764 --> 00:46:16,265
( sighs )

1017
00:46:20,036 --> 00:46:21,804
Mm.
Feel better?

1018
00:46:21,838 --> 00:46:23,706
Yeah.
( chuckles )

1019
00:46:24,941 --> 00:46:26,781
You are gonna take this couple
to the hospital.

1020
00:46:26,809 --> 00:46:28,378
And no more stealing.

1021
00:46:28,411 --> 00:46:29,846
The bite was from your cat.

1022
00:46:29,879 --> 00:46:32,281
You guys, take CPR courses.

1023
00:46:32,315 --> 00:46:34,884
You hate junk food.

1024
00:46:34,917 --> 00:46:36,753
And get "Public Enemy."

1025
00:46:36,786 --> 00:46:38,855
The Cagney one.

1026
00:46:40,790 --> 00:46:42,158
You all right?

1027
00:46:43,292 --> 00:46:45,762
I could hypnotize you,

1028
00:46:45,795 --> 00:46:49,832
but I've been wanting
to tell you.

1029
00:46:49,866 --> 00:46:51,076
So what are you saying?
You broke up with me 'cause

1030
00:46:51,100 --> 00:46:53,445
you wouldn't drink my blood?
Is that what you're telling me?

1031
00:46:53,469 --> 00:46:56,139
I don't drink human blood.

1032
00:46:56,172 --> 00:46:59,108
You don't?
That guy, what was that?

1033
00:46:59,142 --> 00:47:02,478
No. Have you ever seen
a vampire bat?

1034
00:47:04,047 --> 00:47:07,350
A little rodent can get
the blood out of an entire cow

1035
00:47:07,383 --> 00:47:10,286
in a few minutes because
of this enzyme in their saliva.

1036
00:47:10,319 --> 00:47:12,789
It's a completely safe
blood thinner.

1037
00:47:12,822 --> 00:47:14,257
And I also have it.

1038
00:47:14,290 --> 00:47:16,759
I didn't drink that man's blood.

1039
00:47:16,793 --> 00:47:19,796
I spit into him
to stop the stroke.

1040
00:47:19,829 --> 00:47:22,432
Oh.
You just spit into him.

1041
00:47:22,465 --> 00:47:24,400
Oh, that's a whole
other ball game.

1042
00:47:24,434 --> 00:47:27,303
Well, if I didn't, he would have
had a lot of brain damage.

1043
00:47:27,336 --> 00:47:28,905
How old are you?

1044
00:47:31,007 --> 00:47:32,508
A little older than you.

1045
00:47:32,542 --> 00:47:35,111
So people can only be
around you for, like, what--

1046
00:47:35,144 --> 00:47:36,345
a year or something?

1047
00:47:36,379 --> 00:47:38,247
No, I could go around
seven years

1048
00:47:38,281 --> 00:47:40,283
without them expecting
me to look older.

1049
00:47:40,316 --> 00:47:43,820
And I would've stayed with
you for as long as possible.

1050
00:47:43,853 --> 00:47:45,788
But when you became
one of the student leaders,

1051
00:47:45,822 --> 00:47:48,558
people on the street
recognized you.

1052
00:47:48,591 --> 00:47:51,961
I thought,
"This is his time."

1053
00:47:51,994 --> 00:47:55,498
You could have your choice
of any woman out there.

1054
00:47:55,531 --> 00:47:57,467
It didn't seem right
to rob you of the chance

1055
00:47:57,500 --> 00:47:59,368
to meet someone amazing.

1056
00:48:01,170 --> 00:48:03,840
And you did, didn't you?

1057
00:48:03,873 --> 00:48:06,342
I did.
I really did.

1058
00:48:06,375 --> 00:48:08,111
And you know what?
I really should check

1059
00:48:08,144 --> 00:48:10,113
and see how she's doing.

1060
00:48:10,146 --> 00:48:11,490
And I gotta tell
you something else.

1061
00:48:11,514 --> 00:48:14,417
I feel like I'm really,
like, tripping right now.

1062
00:48:14,450 --> 00:48:16,853
Am I gonna see you again?

1063
00:48:16,886 --> 00:48:19,088
Uh...

1064
00:48:19,122 --> 00:48:21,524
of course, yeah.

1065
00:48:22,592 --> 00:48:25,094
( music playing )

1066
00:48:31,234 --> 00:48:36,339
♪ 'Twas just a garden
in the rain ♪

1067
00:48:36,372 --> 00:48:41,177
♪ Close to a little
leafy lane ♪

1068
00:48:41,210 --> 00:48:46,215
♪ A touch of color
'neath skies of gray ♪

1069
00:48:50,620 --> 00:48:55,858
♪ 'Twas just a garden
in the rain ♪

1070
00:48:55,892 --> 00:49:00,863
♪ But then the sun
came out again ♪

1071
00:49:00,897 --> 00:49:05,001
♪ And set us happily

1072
00:49:05,034 --> 00:49:07,603
♪ On our way.

1073
00:49:16,112 --> 00:49:18,548
( music playing )

1074
00:49:18,581 --> 00:49:20,883
Stacy: Okay, this is Germany
before World War II.

1075
00:49:20,917 --> 00:49:23,052
The sleepwalker
keeps murdering people,

1076
00:49:23,085 --> 00:49:25,221
but only because the evil guy
has him under a spell.

1077
00:49:25,254 --> 00:49:27,423
What does that remind you of?

1078
00:49:28,491 --> 00:49:30,226
I'm flummoxed.

1079
00:49:30,259 --> 00:49:32,995
Germany?
Evil spell?

1080
00:49:33,029 --> 00:49:34,397
Adolf?

1081
00:49:34,430 --> 00:49:36,199
Your eyes remind me of somebody.

1082
00:49:36,232 --> 00:49:38,100
Adolf Hitler.

1083
00:49:38,134 --> 00:49:40,069
No, that wasn't
who I was thinking of.

1084
00:49:40,102 --> 00:49:43,072
Audrey Hepburn.
Same initials, though.

1085
00:49:43,105 --> 00:49:45,942
Can you please just focus
on symbolism?

1086
00:49:45,975 --> 00:49:47,910
Sorry.

1087
00:49:49,078 --> 00:49:51,013
Joey:
Can I be under your spell?

1088
00:49:51,047 --> 00:49:52,915
Or better still,
you could be under my spell.

1089
00:49:52,949 --> 00:49:54,517
What are you gonna make me do?

1090
00:49:54,550 --> 00:49:56,652
Laugh hysterically.

1091
00:49:56,686 --> 00:49:57,987
( squeals )

1092
00:49:58,020 --> 00:50:00,456
( laughing )

1093
00:50:00,489 --> 00:50:03,326
♪ Get up on the table

1094
00:50:03,359 --> 00:50:06,028
♪ See if that works for us

1095
00:50:06,062 --> 00:50:08,064
♪ Everything changes

1096
00:50:08,097 --> 00:50:10,533
♪ Into nothing so outrageous

1097
00:50:10,566 --> 00:50:12,068
♪ I can't get enough
of your love ♪

1098
00:50:12,101 --> 00:50:13,569
♪ Never get enough

1099
00:50:13,603 --> 00:50:15,605
♪ I can't get enough
of your love ♪

1100
00:50:15,638 --> 00:50:18,140
♪ I can't get
enough of your love. ♪

1101
00:50:18,174 --> 00:50:21,043
( exhales )
Holy shit.

1102
00:50:21,077 --> 00:50:23,546
Has it ever been like that
for your before?

1103
00:50:23,579 --> 00:50:25,681
Not since the '80s.

1104
00:50:30,152 --> 00:50:32,388
( birds chirping )
( gasps )

1105
00:50:35,424 --> 00:50:37,126
Hey, where are you going?

1106
00:50:37,159 --> 00:50:38,327
Um, I've got an early class.

1107
00:50:38,361 --> 00:50:40,096
Well, ditch it
and come back to bed.

1108
00:50:40,129 --> 00:50:43,232
I can't.
But I'll call you later.

1109
00:50:43,266 --> 00:50:45,110
Come on, my parents won't
be home until tomorrow.

1110
00:50:45,134 --> 00:50:47,970
Look, it's a little early in the
relationship to get into this,

1111
00:50:48,004 --> 00:50:49,372
but I've really gotta go.

1112
00:51:02,385 --> 00:51:04,120
What the--

1113
00:51:04,153 --> 00:51:06,389
( stammering )

1114
00:51:10,593 --> 00:51:12,495
Something bothering you? What?

1115
00:51:13,663 --> 00:51:14,997
No.

1116
00:51:15,031 --> 00:51:17,099
( phone rings )
( gasps )

1117
00:51:17,133 --> 00:51:19,435
If there's anything
you wanna talk about...

1118
00:51:19,468 --> 00:51:22,171
maybe trouble with Stacy, or...

1119
00:51:26,075 --> 00:51:28,044
Yeah, 'cause you'd love that.

1120
00:51:28,077 --> 00:51:31,113
He's not answering my texts,
my tweets, my e-mails,

1121
00:51:31,147 --> 00:51:32,324
my voicemail,
my Facebook messages--

1122
00:51:32,348 --> 00:51:34,016
Do you think
he'll tell his father?

1123
00:51:34,050 --> 00:51:36,052
No, he wouldn't do that.
What about Danny?

1124
00:51:36,085 --> 00:51:37,329
Do you think he'll
tell the authorities?

1125
00:51:37,353 --> 00:51:39,488
He'd never.
How do you know?

1126
00:51:39,522 --> 00:51:41,023
Danny hates authority.

1127
00:51:41,057 --> 00:51:43,057
I'm gonna go to his class
so he has to confront me.

1128
00:51:45,528 --> 00:51:47,063
Are you mad at me?
( screams )

1129
00:51:48,464 --> 00:51:50,132
Don't go away.
Huh? What?

1130
00:51:54,136 --> 00:51:56,105
Really?
Yeah.

1131
00:51:57,173 --> 00:51:59,175
How do you like them apples?

1132
00:51:59,208 --> 00:52:01,243
Garlic?

1133
00:52:01,277 --> 00:52:02,454
You were afraid of it
the other night.

1134
00:52:02,478 --> 00:52:05,014
Yeah, because
I've always hated garlic.

1135
00:52:06,682 --> 00:52:08,250
Can we please just
talk about this?

1136
00:52:08,284 --> 00:52:11,220
My father tried to warn me.
Against what?

1137
00:52:11,253 --> 00:52:13,489
I have never harmed a human
being or a domestic animal

1138
00:52:13,522 --> 00:52:15,191
my entire life.

1139
00:52:15,224 --> 00:52:17,560
Oh, so you didn't go after me
'cause I'm a Van Helsing?

1140
00:52:17,593 --> 00:52:20,229
No. If anything,
I would've stayed away.

1141
00:52:20,262 --> 00:52:21,773
Besides, if I wanted
to drink your blood,

1142
00:52:21,797 --> 00:52:24,367
would I have written you
this 10-page report

1143
00:52:24,400 --> 00:52:27,603
on Freud and his influence
on surrealist imagery?

1144
00:52:32,108 --> 00:52:34,410
How do I know
you wrote this for me?

1145
00:52:34,443 --> 00:52:37,213
Because I also wrote one
on World War I

1146
00:52:37,246 --> 00:52:39,382
and how it gave birth
to Surrealism.

1147
00:52:39,415 --> 00:52:41,117
Actually, I like
that one better.

1148
00:52:41,150 --> 00:52:42,752
Oh, you do?

1149
00:52:42,785 --> 00:52:45,221
So now you trust me, huh?

1150
00:52:45,254 --> 00:52:46,498
I trust you to give yourself
the better grade.

1151
00:52:46,522 --> 00:52:48,090
I don't blame you.

1152
00:52:56,799 --> 00:52:59,168
You know
I would never hurt you, right?

1153
00:52:59,201 --> 00:53:01,270
Yeah.

1154
00:53:01,303 --> 00:53:03,172
Well, then what is it?
Is it the day thing?

1155
00:53:03,205 --> 00:53:04,807
Do you want to have a girlfriend

1156
00:53:04,840 --> 00:53:06,518
you can go hiking with
and go to the beach?

1157
00:53:06,542 --> 00:53:09,879
No, I'm-- I'm more
of a night person.

1158
00:53:09,912 --> 00:53:11,113
Is it the blood, then?

1159
00:53:11,147 --> 00:53:15,151
You wanna try new restaurants?
No, I'm not much of a foodie.

1160
00:53:15,184 --> 00:53:16,652
So what is it?

1161
00:53:16,685 --> 00:53:18,587
( sighs )

1162
00:53:18,621 --> 00:53:21,223
I hate it when
my parents are right.

1163
00:53:29,331 --> 00:53:32,868
♪ Kinda like
a blind man sippin' tea ♪

1164
00:53:32,902 --> 00:53:36,539
♪ With someone
like a movie queen ♪

1165
00:53:36,572 --> 00:53:39,708
♪ Just in time
you reach out for me... ♪

1166
00:53:39,742 --> 00:53:42,778
( Stacy giggling )

1167
00:53:42,812 --> 00:53:45,181
Okay, now open.

1168
00:53:45,214 --> 00:53:47,850
( gasps )

1169
00:53:47,883 --> 00:53:49,385
Thank you!

1170
00:53:49,418 --> 00:53:51,587
You know what? I'm sorry.
No, no, no, no.

1171
00:53:51,620 --> 00:53:53,856
I shouldn't be dumping
all this on you.

1172
00:53:55,191 --> 00:53:57,326
Fine. Yay!

1173
00:53:57,359 --> 00:54:01,897
♪ Until you've
changed your mind... ♪

1174
00:54:01,931 --> 00:54:03,332
Come on, just sign the petition.

1175
00:54:03,365 --> 00:54:05,367
Okay. Okay.

1176
00:54:08,270 --> 00:54:09,338
Here you go.
Right there.

1177
00:54:11,407 --> 00:54:16,445
♪ There's nothing
that's too fine... ♪

1178
00:54:16,479 --> 00:54:18,681
( squeaking )

1179
00:54:18,714 --> 00:54:23,619
♪ Let's say forever till
you change your mind ♪

1180
00:54:25,888 --> 00:54:31,227
♪ We'll say forever till
you change your mind ♪

1181
00:54:33,262 --> 00:54:38,534
♪ Let's stay together till
you change your mind. ♪

1182
00:54:39,835 --> 00:54:41,770
( knock on door )
Ooh.

1183
00:54:43,405 --> 00:54:46,308
Hey, Renfield. Come on in.
Hey. How are you, Goody?

1184
00:54:46,342 --> 00:54:48,310
Jesus.

1185
00:54:48,344 --> 00:54:50,346
Hey, Renfield.
Hey, how are you?

1186
00:54:50,379 --> 00:54:52,648
Do you mind if I smoke?
Yes.

1187
00:54:52,681 --> 00:54:54,783
But-- I mean,
this can't bother you.

1188
00:54:54,817 --> 00:54:57,920
It bothers me
if you're hurting yourself.

1189
00:54:57,953 --> 00:54:59,522
Well, then awaken me.

1190
00:54:59,555 --> 00:55:01,690
It doesn't work that way.

1191
00:55:01,724 --> 00:55:03,292
You're an accountant.
Do the math.

1192
00:55:03,325 --> 00:55:04,627
If every infected person

1193
00:55:04,660 --> 00:55:07,296
fed on or infected
the rest of the people,

1194
00:55:07,329 --> 00:55:10,299
the entire population would've
eaten itself off the planet

1195
00:55:10,332 --> 00:55:12,535
long before Christ
was even born.

1196
00:55:12,568 --> 00:55:15,237
Only a stem can turn someone.

1197
00:55:15,271 --> 00:55:16,772
Is that the sweater
Tepish knit you?

1198
00:55:16,805 --> 00:55:18,607
Mm-hmm. It would be impolite
not to wear it.

1199
00:55:18,641 --> 00:55:20,376
And it goes with everything.

1200
00:55:20,409 --> 00:55:22,411
Wait till you see the one
he's making you.

1201
00:55:24,346 --> 00:55:26,415
Okay, people.

1202
00:55:26,448 --> 00:55:28,317
This is an amazing event.

1203
00:55:28,350 --> 00:55:30,553
Except for Cisserus,
we have all the stems

1204
00:55:30,586 --> 00:55:32,788
from the tri-state area.

1205
00:55:32,821 --> 00:55:35,791
Vadim the Russian, Ukrainian.

1206
00:55:35,824 --> 00:55:38,394
Ashwan from Kush.
All: Hi, Ashwan.

1207
00:55:38,427 --> 00:55:41,263
Ghuri, the Turkish stem.
All: Hi, Ghuri.

1208
00:55:41,297 --> 00:55:42,565
Yuppa, yuppa.

1209
00:55:42,598 --> 00:55:44,333
Harry:
I'd like to start by asking,

1210
00:55:44,366 --> 00:55:46,969
how many of you
have gotten subpoenas?

1211
00:55:47,002 --> 00:55:50,039
( group murmuring )

1212
00:55:50,072 --> 00:55:51,473
Excuse me.

1213
00:55:51,507 --> 00:55:55,344
Why do not
we just eat the lawyers?

1214
00:55:55,377 --> 00:55:58,714
You crazy.
We can't eat all the lawyers.

1215
00:55:58,747 --> 00:56:00,349
Why not?

1216
00:56:00,382 --> 00:56:02,427
Let's just say eating lawyers
is out of the question.

1217
00:56:02,451 --> 00:56:03,728
( groaning )
I know you can sense

1218
00:56:03,752 --> 00:56:05,788
that we have
day players among us.

1219
00:56:05,821 --> 00:56:07,990
This is my granddaughter, Sarah.

1220
00:56:08,023 --> 00:56:08,991
All: Hi, Sarah.

1221
00:56:09,024 --> 00:56:10,459
And this is our friend Renfield.

1222
00:56:10,492 --> 00:56:12,728
He's a CPA so he can help
with the IRS stuff.

1223
00:56:12,761 --> 00:56:15,998
And I understand
we have a lawyer here.

1224
00:56:16,031 --> 00:56:17,600
You absolutely do.

1225
00:56:17,633 --> 00:56:20,035
How you doin'?
My name is Danny.

1226
00:56:20,069 --> 00:56:22,671
All: Hi, Danny. And
I'm from the ACLU.

1227
00:56:22,705 --> 00:56:24,940
From what I understand,
you can't be forced out

1228
00:56:24,974 --> 00:56:27,810
during the day and you don't
want anyone to molest

1229
00:56:27,843 --> 00:56:29,812
your resting places.

1230
00:56:29,845 --> 00:56:32,581
But the government can enter
your home any time they want

1231
00:56:32,615 --> 00:56:34,016
because of the Patriot Act.

1232
00:56:34,049 --> 00:56:36,085
See what's going down now

1233
00:56:36,118 --> 00:56:39,488
is that all your cell phones
and your iPhones

1234
00:56:39,521 --> 00:56:41,924
and all the computers
are helping them find you.

1235
00:56:41,957 --> 00:56:46,061
So I urge you not to use
any of your electronic devices.

1236
00:56:46,095 --> 00:56:48,664
How will we do anything?

1237
00:56:48,697 --> 00:56:50,499
How do we even stay in touch
with each other?

1238
00:56:50,532 --> 00:56:52,635
I used to write things down.

1239
00:56:52,668 --> 00:56:55,871
Oh, yeah. Like in a datebook.
Right.

1240
00:56:55,904 --> 00:56:58,540
But I need my computer
to tell me sunrise and sunset.

1241
00:56:58,574 --> 00:57:00,709
Oh, I can tell everyone
that on my almanac.

1242
00:57:04,380 --> 00:57:07,483
Under "Sky Watch,"
it's got phases of the moon,

1243
00:57:07,516 --> 00:57:11,387
high tide, sunrise and sunset,
and-- good Lord!

1244
00:57:11,420 --> 00:57:12,721
What?
What is it?

1245
00:57:12,755 --> 00:57:15,557
Total eclipse of the sun
in two weeks.

1246
00:57:15,591 --> 00:57:16,835
( gasps )
Goody: Hold on, hold on.

1247
00:57:16,859 --> 00:57:18,961
2:10 to 3:40.

1248
00:57:18,994 --> 00:57:20,805
Too bad that wasn't
the exact time of our summons.

1249
00:57:20,829 --> 00:57:22,798
If we had face time,
we could use hypnotism.

1250
00:57:24,066 --> 00:57:26,001
No, why? That wouldn't
make any difference.

1251
00:57:26,035 --> 00:57:28,146
Couldn't we just change
the times of the appointments?

1252
00:57:28,170 --> 00:57:30,806
Yeah. We could get you
completely eliminated

1253
00:57:30,839 --> 00:57:32,608
from their system.
We could delete and change

1254
00:57:32,641 --> 00:57:33,976
everything in their computers.

1255
00:57:34,009 --> 00:57:36,378
You know, I can see why

1256
00:57:36,412 --> 00:57:38,080
you have sworn off human blood.

1257
00:57:38,113 --> 00:57:39,982
Awesome.
Do you want to join?

1258
00:57:40,015 --> 00:57:42,084
How would you ladies
like to be my wives?

1259
00:57:42,117 --> 00:57:43,719
( scoffs )
Eat me.

1260
00:57:43,752 --> 00:57:46,588
All right.
Not literally.

1261
00:57:48,023 --> 00:57:50,626
( music playing )

1262
00:57:52,428 --> 00:57:54,463
( rats squeaking )

1263
00:57:57,599 --> 00:58:00,169
Oh, are you okay?

1264
00:58:00,202 --> 00:58:02,571
You were sick yesterday, too.

1265
00:58:02,604 --> 00:58:04,073
( vomits )

1266
00:58:04,106 --> 00:58:06,475
Look what I got you.

1267
00:58:06,508 --> 00:58:08,444
( gasps )
Pure pharmaceutical grade.

1268
00:58:08,477 --> 00:58:10,546
Oh, but they're so cute.

1269
00:58:10,579 --> 00:58:13,582
They're not like vermin. They
could be somebody's pets. Hi!

1270
00:58:13,615 --> 00:58:15,060
I figured they wouldn't
make you sick.

1271
00:58:15,084 --> 00:58:16,885
It's nothing.
I'm fine.

1272
00:58:16,919 --> 00:58:19,555
It's just when I get up.

1273
00:58:19,588 --> 00:58:21,924
Quit futzing.
We have to go.

1274
00:58:24,226 --> 00:58:25,728
Oh, don't start with me.

1275
00:58:25,761 --> 00:58:28,564
Drop waists are coming back.
Yeah, says who?

1276
00:58:28,597 --> 00:58:30,733
I saw a picture
of Keira Knightley in one.

1277
00:58:30,766 --> 00:58:32,201
Yeah, right.

1278
00:58:32,234 --> 00:58:34,570
That's because
Keira Knightley's in a movie.

1279
00:58:34,603 --> 00:58:37,573
Ha, look at you!
I know.

1280
00:58:37,606 --> 00:58:39,708
This was my college
interview outfit.

1281
00:58:39,742 --> 00:58:41,610
Were you trying
for a football scholarship?

1282
00:58:41,643 --> 00:58:44,480
Ha-ha. It's the only thing
I have that looks respectful.

1283
00:58:44,513 --> 00:58:45,781
( laughs )

1284
00:58:45,814 --> 00:58:48,117
Child: Whoa, check it out.
Man: I know, it's crazy.

1285
00:58:48,150 --> 00:58:52,087
Child
I've never seen it before.

1286
00:58:52,121 --> 00:58:56,091
Mother: Don't look
directly at it, honey.

1287
00:58:56,125 --> 00:58:58,927
Wow, I totally forgot
what it was like.

1288
00:58:58,961 --> 00:59:01,230
It's an entirely
different world.

1289
00:59:01,263 --> 00:59:03,599
Oh, so many women.

1290
00:59:03,632 --> 00:59:04,967
Have a nice day.

1291
00:59:05,000 --> 00:59:07,536
Come on, everybody. Let's go.
We only have two hours.

1292
00:59:07,569 --> 00:59:09,772
Hey, so do you know
where we're going?

1293
00:59:09,805 --> 00:59:11,116
You will do what
my accountant says.

1294
00:59:11,140 --> 00:59:12,441
It's CPA.

1295
00:59:18,080 --> 00:59:20,516
Okay, this is Ghuri.

1296
00:59:20,549 --> 00:59:22,651
This is file number 318.

1297
00:59:22,684 --> 00:59:24,520
This Vlad Tepish.

1298
00:59:24,553 --> 00:59:26,822
He was granted asylum in, um...

1299
00:59:26,855 --> 00:59:29,024
1583.

1300
00:59:29,057 --> 00:59:32,561
Currently married
to a US citizen.

1301
00:59:32,594 --> 00:59:34,663
Well, four.

1302
00:59:34,696 --> 00:59:35,731
Yeah, that's okay.

1303
00:59:35,764 --> 00:59:37,800
Child of an American fiancée.

1304
00:59:37,833 --> 00:59:39,501
For an adjustment of status.

1305
00:59:39,535 --> 00:59:42,571
A student visa so
he can matriculate at UCLA.

1306
00:59:42,604 --> 00:59:43,906
Go Bruins.

1307
00:59:43,939 --> 00:59:45,474
Yeah.

1308
00:59:50,579 --> 00:59:53,749
Stacy Daimer is unable to
perform jury duty obligations.

1309
00:59:53,782 --> 00:59:56,552
Unable to perform
jury duty obligations.

1310
00:59:56,585 --> 00:59:58,754
In fact, I'll just delete
them. Just delete them.

1311
00:59:58,787 --> 01:00:00,589
Put the deleted names
in the trash.

1312
01:00:00,622 --> 01:00:01,824
Deleted names in trash.

1313
01:00:01,857 --> 01:00:03,192
Empty the trash.
Empty the trash.

1314
01:00:03,225 --> 01:00:06,528
Ask the IT guy
to remove the hard drive.

1315
01:00:06,562 --> 01:00:09,231
Go, go, go!
Excuse us, coming through!

1316
01:00:09,264 --> 01:00:11,266
( squealing )

1317
01:00:15,604 --> 01:00:17,606
( music playing )

1318
01:00:32,754 --> 01:00:34,556
Man: Joey!

1319
01:00:51,974 --> 01:00:54,243
Man

1320
01:00:54,276 --> 01:00:56,678
( squeaking )

1321
01:00:58,614 --> 01:01:00,616
Let me see. Open.

1322
01:01:00,649 --> 01:01:02,718
( makes kissing noises )

1323
01:01:02,751 --> 01:01:04,653
Hold it up.
Hold it up.

1324
01:01:04,686 --> 01:01:06,355
Aw, beautiful color.

1325
01:01:06,388 --> 01:01:09,925
They're having the book launch
party for The Situation

1326
01:01:09,958 --> 01:01:11,827
right now on 10th.
What do you say?

1327
01:01:11,860 --> 01:01:13,295
Ugh.
Not worth the candle.

1328
01:01:13,328 --> 01:01:14,763
We're happy here.

1329
01:01:14,796 --> 01:01:16,965
Every A-lister in New York
will be there.

1330
01:01:16,999 --> 01:01:18,834
You can have whoever you want.

1331
01:01:18,867 --> 01:01:20,869
Mm.
You get tired of that.

1332
01:01:22,738 --> 01:01:24,306
( gasps )
Oh, I like this song.

1333
01:01:24,339 --> 01:01:25,874
You wanna dance.
Yeah, do you?

1334
01:01:25,908 --> 01:01:27,776
Yeah.
Okay.

1335
01:01:27,809 --> 01:01:29,878
( phone beeps )

1336
01:01:33,815 --> 01:01:35,317
Aren't you gonna dance?

1337
01:01:35,350 --> 01:01:36,685
Me?
I don't think so.

1338
01:01:36,718 --> 01:01:39,788
I'm not very good, no.
Yes, you are.

1339
01:01:39,821 --> 01:01:41,790
I remember.
Yeah, but I don't remember.

1340
01:01:41,823 --> 01:01:44,993
♪ I've had enough

1341
01:01:45,027 --> 01:01:48,697
♪ You had nothing
up your sleeve ♪

1342
01:01:48,730 --> 01:01:50,766
♪ Time...

1343
01:01:50,799 --> 01:01:54,670
Do you sleep with henchmen?
( laughs )

1344
01:01:56,672 --> 01:01:58,807
♪ I

1345
01:02:00,309 --> 01:02:04,279
♪ I

1346
01:02:04,313 --> 01:02:06,415
♪ I know

1347
01:02:06,448 --> 01:02:08,150
♪ This road

1348
01:02:08,183 --> 01:02:11,753
♪ Is long

1349
01:02:11,787 --> 01:02:14,756
♪ Like roses

1350
01:02:14,790 --> 01:02:19,795
♪ Through the thorns.

1351
01:02:22,197 --> 01:02:24,299
Joey had to go.
His dad is bugging out.

1352
01:02:24,333 --> 01:02:26,134
Problems at work, no doubt.
( phone chimes )

1353
01:02:27,970 --> 01:02:29,705
Hmm.
Wonder who that could be.

1354
01:02:29,738 --> 01:02:31,974
Oh, isn't it insane?

1355
01:02:32,007 --> 01:02:33,809
I was dating for 25 years

1356
01:02:33,842 --> 01:02:36,878
and I've never imagined to feel
this way about somebody.

1357
01:02:36,912 --> 01:02:38,714
What about you and Danny?

1358
01:02:38,747 --> 01:02:40,916
Mm, I never stopped loving him.

1359
01:02:40,949 --> 01:02:43,952
But his wife's sick so there's
no even thinking about it.

1360
01:02:43,986 --> 01:02:45,787
I'm just happy around him.

1361
01:02:45,821 --> 01:02:47,356
Reminds me of being hopeful.

1362
01:02:47,389 --> 01:02:49,992
But how great would it be
if we both had relationships?

1363
01:02:50,025 --> 01:02:51,860
I mean, wouldn't it be so cool--

1364
01:02:51,893 --> 01:02:53,228
Cisserus's voice:
Mott Street.

1365
01:02:53,261 --> 01:02:55,263
Mott Street.
Oh!

1366
01:02:55,297 --> 01:02:57,032
What is she doing back so soon?

1367
01:02:57,065 --> 01:02:58,767
I guess things didn't
work out with Diego.

1368
01:02:58,800 --> 01:03:00,035
Ugh.
She's in Chinatown.

1369
01:03:00,068 --> 01:03:02,437
God, just when things
were going so well.

1370
01:03:02,471 --> 01:03:04,172
( growls )

1371
01:03:04,206 --> 01:03:06,808
Mm.

1372
01:03:06,842 --> 01:03:08,844
Oh-- oh, God.

1373
01:03:08,877 --> 01:03:10,245
( burps )

1374
01:03:10,278 --> 01:03:12,881
I've never seen
real dead people.

1375
01:03:12,914 --> 01:03:14,149
What did you do?

1376
01:03:14,182 --> 01:03:15,917
( Yiddish accent )
You know how it is

1377
01:03:15,951 --> 01:03:18,320
when you eat Chinese.

1378
01:03:18,353 --> 01:03:20,889
Half an hour later
you're hungry again.

1379
01:03:20,922 --> 01:03:22,791
How could you?

1380
01:03:22,824 --> 01:03:24,326
( groans )

1381
01:03:24,359 --> 01:03:26,862
Oh, I just can't stop eating.

1382
01:03:26,895 --> 01:03:28,263
I'm so depressed.

1383
01:03:28,296 --> 01:03:30,732
Why didn't he like me?

1384
01:03:30,766 --> 01:03:33,835
I am so much more bomb-ass
than his girlfriend.

1385
01:03:33,869 --> 01:03:36,204
Maybe she wasn't
a homicidal maniac.

1386
01:03:36,238 --> 01:03:37,472
Maybe.

1387
01:03:37,506 --> 01:03:39,908
This is disgusting!

1388
01:03:39,941 --> 01:03:41,076
I know.

1389
01:03:41,109 --> 01:03:43,779
I could so easily hate myself.

1390
01:03:43,812 --> 01:03:46,915
But just because
you overdid it one day,

1391
01:03:46,948 --> 01:03:49,751
doesn't mean
you have to be bad all weekend.

1392
01:03:49,785 --> 01:03:51,262
What's wrong with him?
( waiter moaning )

1393
01:03:51,286 --> 01:03:52,788
( laughing )

1394
01:03:52,821 --> 01:03:54,956
Finish him off, will ya?

1395
01:03:57,793 --> 01:04:00,328
I said kill him.

1396
01:04:01,863 --> 01:04:03,098
( sighs )

1397
01:04:11,807 --> 01:04:14,776
( sighs )
You really can't kill.

1398
01:04:14,810 --> 01:04:18,013
You guys are so useless.

1399
01:04:18,046 --> 01:04:19,848
Forget it.

1400
01:04:21,249 --> 01:04:24,753
Hey, can I have
a fortune cookie, at least?

1401
01:04:28,957 --> 01:04:30,525
( birds chirping )

1402
01:04:36,998 --> 01:04:39,468
( phone rings )
Goody: That was way too close.

1403
01:04:39,501 --> 01:04:41,002
Stacy:
And I didn't put in rollers.

1404
01:04:41,036 --> 01:04:42,537
I'm gonna have
coffin hair tomorrow.

1405
01:04:42,571 --> 01:04:44,239
Goody:
I know.

1406
01:04:44,272 --> 01:04:45,941
Stacy: Goody, I don't think

1407
01:04:45,974 --> 01:04:47,976
I can do anything
like that again.

1408
01:04:48,009 --> 01:04:49,478
Goody:
Me either.

1409
01:04:56,551 --> 01:04:59,354
The world changes,
we have to adapt.

1410
01:04:59,387 --> 01:05:01,256
These violent old ways

1411
01:05:01,289 --> 01:05:03,058
don't make any sense anymore.

1412
01:05:03,091 --> 01:05:05,360
But she won't listen.

1413
01:05:05,393 --> 01:05:08,964
She's insane.
Oh, tell me about it.

1414
01:05:11,066 --> 01:05:13,435
Tepish, is there
anything like a...

1415
01:05:13,468 --> 01:05:15,303
Sanguine's doctor?

1416
01:05:15,337 --> 01:05:16,905
Stacy is sick.

1417
01:05:16,938 --> 01:05:18,840
That's impossible.
We don't get sick.

1418
01:05:18,874 --> 01:05:19,774
That's what I thought,

1419
01:05:19,808 --> 01:05:22,210
but every night when we get up,
she vomits.

1420
01:05:22,244 --> 01:05:25,180
Just how old was she
when she was awakened?

1421
01:05:25,213 --> 01:05:26,915
20.

1422
01:05:26,948 --> 01:05:28,483
And I assume
there is a boyfriend.

1423
01:05:28,517 --> 01:05:30,185
Why?
( chuckles )

1424
01:05:30,218 --> 01:05:32,254
She's not sick.
She's pregnant.

1425
01:05:32,287 --> 01:05:34,422
So she can have a baby?

1426
01:05:34,456 --> 01:05:37,392
No, the pregnancy
will end by itself.

1427
01:05:37,425 --> 01:05:39,427
Unless she turns back.

1428
01:05:39,461 --> 01:05:41,930
Like, if Cisserus dies?

1429
01:05:41,963 --> 01:05:44,332
( groans )
Cisserus.

1430
01:05:44,366 --> 01:05:47,035
Don't you worry, hmm?

1431
01:05:47,068 --> 01:05:50,105
Stacy will be just fine
in about a week.

1432
01:05:51,406 --> 01:05:53,909
They notified us
about a patient having seizures

1433
01:05:53,942 --> 01:05:55,987
who had a double puncture wound.
When I asked who checked him in,

1434
01:05:56,011 --> 01:05:58,180
I went back to
their surveillance cameras.

1435
01:05:58,213 --> 01:06:00,048
Where's the body?
Mount Sinai.

1436
01:06:00,081 --> 01:06:02,617
Tell them we're coming.
Mm-hmm.

1437
01:06:02,651 --> 01:06:06,621
All right,
sit down, listen to me.

1438
01:06:07,923 --> 01:06:09,591
Now, I know you think I'm crazy,

1439
01:06:09,624 --> 01:06:12,460
but you have to do
something for me.

1440
01:06:12,494 --> 01:06:13,628
Sure.

1441
01:06:13,662 --> 01:06:15,664
Carry this with you
at all times.

1442
01:06:15,697 --> 01:06:18,667
What?
This is how you load it.

1443
01:06:18,700 --> 01:06:20,902
Only use the silver bullets.

1444
01:06:20,936 --> 01:06:22,604
Only use them on what? Stacy?

1445
01:06:22,637 --> 01:06:24,439
Just keep it with you.

1446
01:06:24,472 --> 01:06:26,942
Don't give me any shit.

1447
01:06:26,975 --> 01:06:31,012
When a problem comes along,
like hunger, you must whip it.

1448
01:06:31,046 --> 01:06:34,082
It says this guy's a comic?
He's not even funny.

1449
01:06:34,115 --> 01:06:35,517
I've never seen him in anything.

1450
01:06:35,550 --> 01:06:37,185
What's on?

1451
01:06:37,219 --> 01:06:39,521
"Assholes Insult People
More Talented Than Them."

1452
01:06:39,554 --> 01:06:43,058
"The Excessively '80s
Countdown."

1453
01:06:43,091 --> 01:06:44,326
Oh, show Goody.

1454
01:06:44,359 --> 01:06:45,961
Oh.

1455
01:06:45,994 --> 01:06:49,564
So my father decided
to give me this.

1456
01:06:49,598 --> 01:06:51,166
Hmm.
That's weird.

1457
01:06:51,199 --> 01:06:52,543
Oh, careful.
It's got silver bullets in it.

1458
01:06:52,567 --> 01:06:54,269
( gasps )

1459
01:06:54,302 --> 01:06:56,538
Stacy:
What's he thinking?

1460
01:06:56,571 --> 01:06:58,473
He's got more paranoid

1461
01:06:58,506 --> 01:07:00,084
since he saw the footage
from the hospital.

1462
01:07:00,108 --> 01:07:01,977
What footage?

1463
01:07:02,010 --> 01:07:05,046
This guy just seemed to fly
from a cab to the front door.

1464
01:07:05,080 --> 01:07:06,581
I'm such an idiot.

1465
01:07:06,615 --> 01:07:08,984
Why didn't I look
for surveillance cameras?

1466
01:07:09,017 --> 01:07:10,995
Wait a minute, you--
No, no. We didn't do anything.

1467
01:07:11,019 --> 01:07:13,955
It was--
it was our stem, Cisserus.

1468
01:07:13,989 --> 01:07:16,024
She's a monster.

1469
01:07:16,057 --> 01:07:18,126
She's gonna louse it up
for all of us.

1470
01:07:18,159 --> 01:07:20,629
Don't trip.
We'll talk to Tepish.

1471
01:07:20,662 --> 01:07:23,098
Oh, I saw him after work

1472
01:07:23,131 --> 01:07:25,000
and he said
you'll be feeling better soon.

1473
01:07:25,033 --> 01:07:26,534
You're just pregnant.

1474
01:07:26,568 --> 01:07:29,304
( laughing ) What?

1475
01:07:29,337 --> 01:07:31,406
I'm pregnant?
We're gonna have a baby.

1476
01:07:31,439 --> 01:07:33,141
I'm pregnant!

1477
01:07:33,174 --> 01:07:35,110
Stacy:
Oh, my God!

1478
01:07:35,143 --> 01:07:36,678
Oh, I can't believe this.
I'm pregnant?

1479
01:07:36,711 --> 01:07:38,413
You want a baby?

1480
01:07:38,446 --> 01:07:40,282
Well...

1481
01:07:40,315 --> 01:07:42,617
yeah.

1482
01:07:42,651 --> 01:07:45,120
I'm over 40. How many more
chances am I gonna get?

1483
01:07:45,153 --> 01:07:46,664
And besides,
I'll make a kick-ass father.

1484
01:07:46,688 --> 01:07:48,232
( door opens, closes )
Renfield: All right.

1485
01:07:48,256 --> 01:07:50,558
Forget cell phones,
forget iPhones,

1486
01:07:50,592 --> 01:07:53,361
forget PowerBooks, forget iPads.

1487
01:07:53,395 --> 01:07:55,063
Goody:
Yay.

1488
01:07:55,096 --> 01:07:57,699
Now I can do everything I want

1489
01:07:57,732 --> 01:07:59,601
with my iPad Mini.

1490
01:07:59,634 --> 01:08:01,236
That looks just like your phone.

1491
01:08:01,269 --> 01:08:03,038
But it doesn't make calls.

1492
01:08:03,071 --> 01:08:05,173
I got my tweets,
I got my e-mails,

1493
01:08:05,206 --> 01:08:06,617
I got my friends,
I got my alerts, I got--

1494
01:08:06,641 --> 01:08:08,543
So as the day progresses,
you can read

1495
01:08:08,576 --> 01:08:11,146
thousands
of unsolicited messages,

1496
01:08:11,179 --> 01:08:15,083
advertisements, and the mindless
brain vomit of acquaintances?

1497
01:08:15,116 --> 01:08:16,785
Someone sounds hormonal.

1498
01:08:16,818 --> 01:08:18,353
Maybe you're pregnant, too!

1499
01:08:18,386 --> 01:08:20,322
( groans )
So annoying.

1500
01:08:20,355 --> 01:08:23,024
You have to keep
learning to use new crap

1501
01:08:23,058 --> 01:08:24,693
that doesn't actually
do anything better

1502
01:08:24,726 --> 01:08:27,195
than the old crap, which is
incompatible with the new crap,

1503
01:08:27,228 --> 01:08:30,065
all so you can have blogs
and watch fake teenagers

1504
01:08:30,098 --> 01:08:31,766
and real housewives?

1505
01:08:31,800 --> 01:08:34,669
And it's all happening too fast

1506
01:08:34,703 --> 01:08:36,538
and I'm tired.

1507
01:08:36,571 --> 01:08:40,542
I'm just sick
and tired of it all.

1508
01:08:40,575 --> 01:08:43,211
Stacy:
It's okay.

1509
01:08:43,244 --> 01:08:45,180
We don't have to get
the iPad Minis.

1510
01:08:49,150 --> 01:08:50,452
No, I'm sorry...

1511
01:08:50,485 --> 01:08:53,321
Look. Only a couple stations,
but they had Groucho Marx.

1512
01:08:53,355 --> 01:08:55,357
No, that's not Groucho.

1513
01:08:55,390 --> 01:08:57,092
Groucho was the mustache guy.

1514
01:08:57,125 --> 01:08:58,502
Joey: Yeah, he had
glasses and a cigar.

1515
01:08:58,526 --> 01:09:00,428
Renfield:
Yeah, a cigar and glasses.

1516
01:09:00,462 --> 01:09:02,263
You'll split $25 between you.
Are you ready?

1517
01:09:02,297 --> 01:09:04,065
Yes.
Who is buried in Grant's Tomb?

1518
01:09:04,099 --> 01:09:05,734
Were people really that stupid?

1519
01:09:05,767 --> 01:09:08,236
No, that's what he'd ask
when he felt bad

1520
01:09:08,269 --> 01:09:09,671
and wanted to give 'em
a few bucks.

1521
01:09:09,704 --> 01:09:11,373
Is Grant's Tomb in New York?

1522
01:09:11,406 --> 01:09:13,475
No. No.
Yeah. Yeah.

1523
01:09:13,508 --> 01:09:15,243
Have any of you ever been there?

1524
01:09:15,276 --> 01:09:17,212
No.
No.

1525
01:09:17,245 --> 01:09:20,081
That's it.
Stacy: What?

1526
01:09:20,115 --> 01:09:23,685
God, the place
no New Yorker ever goes.

1527
01:09:23,718 --> 01:09:26,187
Of course, Cisserus
would want a monument.

1528
01:09:26,221 --> 01:09:27,589
And it's got a tomb.

1529
01:09:27,622 --> 01:09:29,424
Oh, my God.
You're probably right.

1530
01:09:29,457 --> 01:09:31,059
Come on.

1531
01:09:33,795 --> 01:09:35,397
Show me again.
Yeah, here.

1532
01:09:35,430 --> 01:09:37,799
I guess I totally can tell,
but it's--

1533
01:09:37,832 --> 01:09:39,477
it's like, I don't know.
I always thought you'd be

1534
01:09:39,501 --> 01:09:41,236
the first one to have a baby.
Is that weird?

1535
01:09:41,269 --> 01:09:42,771
But now that it's happening--
Listen.

1536
01:09:42,804 --> 01:09:46,141
You have to decide something
independent of me or Joey.

1537
01:09:46,174 --> 01:09:49,244
This baby won't survive
in your condition.

1538
01:09:49,277 --> 01:09:51,646
If you want it,
you have to turn back.

1539
01:09:51,679 --> 01:09:53,214
How does that even--

1540
01:09:53,248 --> 01:09:55,116
Cisserus would have
to be killed.

1541
01:09:55,150 --> 01:09:56,484
That's right.

1542
01:09:56,518 --> 01:09:59,654
I'd be in my '40s.

1543
01:09:59,687 --> 01:10:01,122
But I'd be a mom.

1544
01:10:02,924 --> 01:10:06,327
You'd be older, too. I know.

1545
01:10:06,361 --> 01:10:07,896
I can't decide
for the both of us.

1546
01:10:07,929 --> 01:10:11,599
How do you feel about
not being young anymore?

1547
01:10:11,633 --> 01:10:13,134
Which part--

1548
01:10:13,168 --> 01:10:16,171
running around to clubs
and dating idiots?

1549
01:10:16,204 --> 01:10:19,140
Would be nice not to
have to fake all the references.

1550
01:10:19,174 --> 01:10:20,575
Ugh.
Like acting nostalgic over

1551
01:10:20,608 --> 01:10:23,144
"Hey, Arnold" instead
of "Happy Days."

1552
01:10:23,178 --> 01:10:25,346
Not to mention
the slang, "BTW."

1553
01:10:25,380 --> 01:10:27,248
And the clothes and the music.

1554
01:10:27,282 --> 01:10:29,884
Staying young is getting old.

1555
01:10:29,918 --> 01:10:33,221
Plus, we'll have a baby.

1556
01:10:35,223 --> 01:10:38,193
What are we even talking about?
We can't kill Cisserus.

1557
01:10:38,226 --> 01:10:39,828
She's lasted hundreds of years.

1558
01:10:39,861 --> 01:10:42,330
But that's because
nobody knew where she was.

1559
01:10:42,363 --> 01:10:43,398
But she's very sturdy.

1560
01:10:43,431 --> 01:10:45,733
And let's face it, we're wimps.

1561
01:10:45,767 --> 01:10:49,170
Yeah, but she's sloppy.
And conceited.

1562
01:10:49,204 --> 01:10:50,672
And we'll call in
the heavy-hitters.

1563
01:10:50,705 --> 01:10:52,273
Who?

1564
01:10:52,307 --> 01:10:54,242
Your future father-in-law.

1565
01:10:54,275 --> 01:10:56,544
( laughs )

1566
01:10:56,578 --> 01:10:59,314
I just have to do
one thing first.

1567
01:10:59,347 --> 01:11:01,749
You said for a little more time,
you'd do anything.

1568
01:11:01,783 --> 01:11:04,319
Did you mean it?
Of course, but what can I do?

1569
01:11:04,352 --> 01:11:06,321
Would you change your schedule
and stay up later

1570
01:11:06,354 --> 01:11:08,623
and promise to let her
only have animals?

1571
01:11:08,656 --> 01:11:11,392
Now, wait a minute.
Can you keep her alive?

1572
01:11:11,426 --> 01:11:14,729
Not exactly alive.
But not dead?

1573
01:11:14,762 --> 01:11:17,298
I can't but he can.

1574
01:11:17,332 --> 01:11:19,501
It's up to you.
Yeah.

1575
01:11:19,534 --> 01:11:21,769
Yeah, I can't lose her.

1576
01:11:25,673 --> 01:11:28,443
I need privacy to do this.

1577
01:11:31,646 --> 01:11:34,282
♪ Oh

1578
01:11:34,315 --> 01:11:37,352
♪ Here it comes

1579
01:11:37,385 --> 01:11:39,621
♪ Here comes comes the night

1580
01:11:41,322 --> 01:11:44,559
♪ Yeah, here comes
the night... ♪

1581
01:11:44,592 --> 01:11:47,662
( moaning )

1582
01:11:47,695 --> 01:11:49,931
♪ Oh, yeah
♪ Here comes the night

1583
01:11:53,668 --> 01:11:54,802
♪ There they go

1584
01:11:54,836 --> 01:11:57,405
♪ Funny how they look
so good together ♪

1585
01:11:57,438 --> 01:12:01,409
♪ Wonder what is
wrong with me... ♪

1586
01:12:01,442 --> 01:12:03,244
( gulping ) Ah.

1587
01:12:03,278 --> 01:12:07,282
♪ Why can't I accept the fact
she's chosen him ♪

1588
01:12:07,315 --> 01:12:10,785
♪ And simply let them be?

1589
01:12:12,687 --> 01:12:14,322
♪ Here it comes

1590
01:12:16,758 --> 01:12:18,726
♪ Here comes the night

1591
01:12:21,896 --> 01:12:24,299
♪ Here comes the night

1592
01:12:25,867 --> 01:12:29,270
♪ Yeah, here comes
the night... ♪

1593
01:12:39,080 --> 01:12:41,316
( moans )

1594
01:12:45,486 --> 01:12:48,423
That's enough.
It doesn't take that long.

1595
01:12:48,456 --> 01:12:50,491
( growls )

1596
01:12:58,967 --> 01:13:00,735
Your wife is very sweet.

1597
01:13:02,837 --> 01:13:05,506
Yeah.
So, uh...

1598
01:13:05,540 --> 01:13:07,609
I am just wondering,

1599
01:13:07,642 --> 01:13:10,311
are you guys
getting along, or, uh...

1600
01:13:10,345 --> 01:13:12,880
any chance of breaking up
in the future?

1601
01:13:16,351 --> 01:13:17,785
Danny.

1602
01:13:25,526 --> 01:13:26,995
Thank you.

1603
01:13:27,028 --> 01:13:29,397
You're welcome.

1604
01:13:37,538 --> 01:13:40,508
( knock on door )
Goody: Come on, open up.

1605
01:13:40,541 --> 01:13:42,577
Who's there?
I'm a friend of your son.

1606
01:13:42,610 --> 01:13:45,613
I wanna help you.
You want to help me?

1607
01:13:45,647 --> 01:13:48,349
I've got some news
for you, Grandpa.

1608
01:13:53,454 --> 01:13:55,089
Did you say Grandpa?

1609
01:13:56,658 --> 01:13:59,327
( music playing )

1610
01:14:00,528 --> 01:14:03,898
I thought all victims
turned into vampires or died.

1611
01:14:03,931 --> 01:14:06,434
I've never heard of anyone
turning back.

1612
01:14:06,467 --> 01:14:08,469
Well, I've never known
anyone firsthand.

1613
01:14:08,503 --> 01:14:11,005
But apparently,
if you're young enough--

1614
01:14:11,039 --> 01:14:12,740
those are useless on a stem.

1615
01:14:15,910 --> 01:14:20,415
Are you really sure this isn't
just Joey's rebelliousness?

1616
01:14:20,448 --> 01:14:23,017
I mean, do they seem serious?

1617
01:14:23,051 --> 01:14:25,653
Well, I've never seen Stacy
like this before.

1618
01:14:25,687 --> 01:14:27,755
And he's so excited to be a dad.

1619
01:14:27,789 --> 01:14:30,525
I believe
they really are in love.

1620
01:14:30,558 --> 01:14:32,460
When did you awaken?

1621
01:14:32,493 --> 01:14:34,128
1841.

1622
01:14:34,162 --> 01:14:36,464
I survived a feeding
and begged her to turn me.

1623
01:14:36,497 --> 01:14:38,599
You wanted to become a vampire?

1624
01:14:38,633 --> 01:14:41,569
It was the lesser
of two infections.

1625
01:14:41,602 --> 01:14:43,838
In 1840, there was
an epidemic of cholera

1626
01:14:43,871 --> 01:14:45,573
in lower Manhattan.

1627
01:14:45,606 --> 01:14:48,443
It was a painful
and degrading death.

1628
01:14:48,476 --> 01:14:51,145
My husband and sisters
had all passed.

1629
01:14:51,179 --> 01:14:54,449
But, miraculously,
my children were fine.

1630
01:14:54,482 --> 01:14:58,553
Not to be indelicate,
but I had digestive rumblings

1631
01:14:58,586 --> 01:15:00,154
that I knew were
the early symptoms,

1632
01:15:00,188 --> 01:15:03,057
and orphans did not fare well
in those days.

1633
01:15:03,091 --> 01:15:05,126
So did your kids survive?

1634
01:15:05,159 --> 01:15:09,163
My son lived
to the ripe old age of 63.

1635
01:15:09,197 --> 01:15:11,799
And my daughter
married Peter Meester,

1636
01:15:11,833 --> 01:15:14,001
and lived to be 99.

1637
01:15:14,035 --> 01:15:16,037
Unprecedented at the time.

1638
01:15:16,070 --> 01:15:18,673
Well, not many elderly people
had strong young mothers

1639
01:15:18,706 --> 01:15:20,141
to look out for them.

1640
01:15:21,809 --> 01:15:24,112
After the grandchildren,
it would've been hard

1641
01:15:24,145 --> 01:15:26,114
to stay in their lives
and not scare them.

1642
01:15:27,715 --> 01:15:28,916
( intercom clicks )

1643
01:15:28,950 --> 01:15:31,219
Did you get that?
Rita: Got it.

1644
01:15:31,252 --> 01:15:35,022
You know, the only surefire
way is to behead her.

1645
01:15:35,056 --> 01:15:38,793
Everything else might
just piss her off.

1646
01:15:38,826 --> 01:15:40,762
And when Cisserus is dead,

1647
01:15:40,795 --> 01:15:43,631
Stacy will be a normal girl.

1648
01:15:43,664 --> 01:15:46,601
Normal for Stacy.

1649
01:15:46,634 --> 01:15:49,904
But, what happens to you, then?

1650
01:15:51,606 --> 01:15:53,674
I saved my kids.

1651
01:15:53,708 --> 01:15:55,176
Let's go save yours.

1652
01:15:56,811 --> 01:15:58,846
Here you go.
Here's your family tree.

1653
01:16:01,616 --> 01:16:03,217
Your living descendants.

1654
01:16:03,251 --> 01:16:06,554
A great-great-great-great
grandson.

1655
01:16:06,587 --> 01:16:09,924
A drug addict.
Incarcerated.

1656
01:16:09,957 --> 01:16:14,695
Four doctors.
One in Doctors Without Borders.

1657
01:16:14,729 --> 01:16:17,165
Two professors, four teachers,

1658
01:16:17,198 --> 01:16:19,200
and in the House
of Representatives,

1659
01:16:19,233 --> 01:16:22,170
Jane Rutherford,
who chairs several committees.

1660
01:16:22,203 --> 01:16:23,771
She looks like you.

1661
01:16:25,540 --> 01:16:26,974
Thank you.

1662
01:16:28,042 --> 01:16:30,678
All right, leave the guns.

1663
01:16:30,711 --> 01:16:33,648
Bring the axes,
hatchets, blades.

1664
01:16:33,681 --> 01:16:37,652
All right, let's go get
this dried up bitch.

1665
01:16:39,654 --> 01:16:41,756
Well, I don't go
to those places much, either.

1666
01:16:41,789 --> 01:16:44,859
But it just shows you can meet
someone really nice.

1667
01:16:44,892 --> 01:16:47,595
Well, I never go
to those places, so...

1668
01:16:47,628 --> 01:16:49,530
I can't believe
I met you, though.

1669
01:16:49,564 --> 01:16:52,266
You are beautiful.
You're so sweet.

1670
01:16:52,300 --> 01:16:53,801
( laughs )

1671
01:16:53,835 --> 01:16:56,637
Would you like to sit?
Oh, would I?

1672
01:16:58,573 --> 01:17:01,576
Nice here.
Isn't it?

1673
01:17:01,609 --> 01:17:03,911
Oh.

1674
01:17:03,945 --> 01:17:06,113
Isn't your wife worried about

1675
01:17:06,147 --> 01:17:08,049
where you are so late?

1676
01:17:08,082 --> 01:17:11,219
She's on a trip and what she
don't know won't hurt her.

1677
01:17:13,688 --> 01:17:15,890
Aren't you a bad boy?

1678
01:17:15,923 --> 01:17:18,559
I can be very bad.

1679
01:17:18,593 --> 01:17:21,863
So what does a dirty boy
like you do for a living?

1680
01:17:21,896 --> 01:17:23,698
I'm a dentist.

1681
01:17:23,731 --> 01:17:26,601
You're a dentist?

1682
01:17:26,634 --> 01:17:28,603
What a lucky break.

1683
01:17:28,636 --> 01:17:30,676
Because I have something
I'm really concerned about.

1684
01:17:30,705 --> 01:17:32,607
Can I show you?

1685
01:17:36,310 --> 01:17:40,081
I've never seen anything
like that in my--

1686
01:17:40,114 --> 01:17:43,084
( growling )
Oh, no! No!

1687
01:17:43,117 --> 01:17:44,952
( screaming )

1688
01:17:46,954 --> 01:17:49,056
Run!
Get out of here!

1689
01:17:52,393 --> 01:17:54,128
You asshole.

1690
01:17:54,161 --> 01:17:55,830
Let's go.

1691
01:18:03,638 --> 01:18:04,939
( grunts )

1692
01:18:04,972 --> 01:18:06,774
You bad girls.

1693
01:18:06,807 --> 01:18:09,377
I am very disappointed in you.

1694
01:18:09,410 --> 01:18:11,979
After all I've done for you,

1695
01:18:12,013 --> 01:18:15,016
this is how you pay me back?

1696
01:18:15,049 --> 01:18:16,083
( screams )

1697
01:18:16,117 --> 01:18:18,619
( girls scream )
Goody: Are you okay?

1698
01:18:18,653 --> 01:18:20,655
Who treats their stem like this?

1699
01:18:23,758 --> 01:18:26,160
( clicks )
( Van Helsing laughs )

1700
01:18:26,193 --> 01:18:28,095
Those needed gunpowder!

1701
01:18:31,799 --> 01:18:33,634
( growling )

1702
01:18:33,668 --> 01:18:34,902
( groaning )

1703
01:18:37,705 --> 01:18:39,640
Joey: Duck!

1704
01:18:39,674 --> 01:18:41,943
( screaming )

1705
01:18:44,979 --> 01:18:46,647
Oh, my God.
We did it.

1706
01:18:46,681 --> 01:18:49,650
No. You guys, we have
to get her into the tomb.

1707
01:18:49,684 --> 01:18:50,885
Help me.
Okay, okay.

1708
01:18:50,918 --> 01:18:53,654
Argh.

1709
01:18:53,688 --> 01:18:55,790
When did my ass get so flat?

1710
01:18:59,760 --> 01:19:01,896
Can I just say-- ow!

1711
01:19:06,100 --> 01:19:07,802
Wait-- what are we gonna do
about the body?

1712
01:19:07,835 --> 01:19:08,970
Oh, it'll die in a minute.

1713
01:19:09,003 --> 01:19:10,404
Where were you?

1714
01:19:10,438 --> 01:19:12,239
What? You asked me
to get a chainsaw.

1715
01:19:12,273 --> 01:19:14,275
I get halfway here
and realize it needs gasoline.

1716
01:19:14,308 --> 01:19:15,276
Do you know where
to get gasoline

1717
01:19:15,309 --> 01:19:16,711
at 4:00 in the morning?

1718
01:19:16,744 --> 01:19:18,322
Why didn't you get it
where you got the saw?

1719
01:19:18,346 --> 01:19:20,047
Because I thought
you plugged them in.

1720
01:19:20,081 --> 01:19:21,315
What am I, a lumberjack?

1721
01:19:21,349 --> 01:19:23,818
In the forest,
you're plugging things in?

1722
01:19:23,851 --> 01:19:26,053
Yes, like a hairdryer or a--
Stacy: Joey!

1723
01:19:26,087 --> 01:19:27,755
♪ For I have seen the glory

1724
01:19:27,788 --> 01:19:30,358
♪ Of the coming of the Lord...

1725
01:19:30,391 --> 01:19:33,260
Come on, come on!
♪ He has trampled out

1726
01:19:33,294 --> 01:19:36,263
♪ The vintage where the
grapes of wrath are stored... ♪

1727
01:19:36,297 --> 01:19:39,834
Come on! Come on!
I don't believe this.

1728
01:19:45,906 --> 01:19:47,675
Hurry! Hurry.

1729
01:19:51,912 --> 01:19:53,714
Okay, close it...

1730
01:19:53,748 --> 01:19:55,750
( grunting )

1731
01:19:57,418 --> 01:19:58,986
Whoa.
Okay, let's go.

1732
01:20:04,225 --> 01:20:05,826
You feel anything?

1733
01:20:05,860 --> 01:20:07,128
No.

1734
01:20:08,195 --> 01:20:09,864
Wait.

1735
01:20:19,540 --> 01:20:20,775
( gasps )

1736
01:20:25,946 --> 01:20:27,848
That's it?

1737
01:20:27,882 --> 01:20:28,916
You've aged 20 years?

1738
01:20:28,949 --> 01:20:32,053
Well, I didn't drink, smoke,
do drugs, or sunbathe.

1739
01:20:32,086 --> 01:20:33,421
( laughs )

1740
01:20:38,959 --> 01:20:42,830
Oh, well, maybe your genes
just aren't as good.

1741
01:20:42,863 --> 01:20:45,032
But with Botox
and laser resurfacing...

1742
01:20:48,536 --> 01:20:50,871
Don't tell me you lied
about your age.

1743
01:20:50,905 --> 01:20:52,139
Oh, come on.

1744
01:20:52,173 --> 01:20:54,875
Who the hell names their kid
Goody anymore?

1745
01:20:57,912 --> 01:20:59,780
You won't get
any older, will you?

1746
01:20:59,814 --> 01:21:01,382
It's okay.

1747
01:21:01,415 --> 01:21:03,451
I've been around long enough.

1748
01:21:03,484 --> 01:21:05,052
I'm tired.

1749
01:21:06,320 --> 01:21:08,155
I should've known.

1750
01:21:08,189 --> 01:21:10,124
Every time I turned on
the History Channel,

1751
01:21:10,157 --> 01:21:12,093
all I saw was stuff
about Hitler.

1752
01:21:13,594 --> 01:21:16,530
Don't be sad. I was gonna go
into the sun before I met you.

1753
01:21:16,564 --> 01:21:18,799
You showed me how to have fun.

1754
01:21:26,941 --> 01:21:28,876
Is there anything you want?

1755
01:21:28,909 --> 01:21:30,111
Yes.

1756
01:21:30,144 --> 01:21:32,012
I don't wanna be here.

1757
01:21:32,046 --> 01:21:34,348
I want to be
in the center of things.

1758
01:21:34,381 --> 01:21:36,150
Let's go.

1759
01:21:47,428 --> 01:21:49,130
You all right?

1760
01:22:01,575 --> 01:22:04,979
You all right?
How do you feel?

1761
01:22:05,012 --> 01:22:06,981
Hungry.

1762
01:22:07,014 --> 01:22:09,917
How about one of those
pretzel things?

1763
01:22:09,950 --> 01:22:11,495
Joey, can you go get
one of those pretzel things?

1764
01:22:11,519 --> 01:22:13,287
Of course.
Thanks.

1765
01:22:21,028 --> 01:22:23,831
( music playing )

1766
01:22:38,979 --> 01:22:41,549
♪ I recall a summer day

1767
01:22:41,582 --> 01:22:44,985
♪ When you
and I strolled away ♪

1768
01:22:45,019 --> 01:22:48,389
♪ And suddenly
a storm drew nigh ♪

1769
01:22:50,424 --> 01:22:52,960
♪ Seeking shelter
from the rain ♪

1770
01:22:52,993 --> 01:22:55,362
♪ We hurried down
a little lane... ♪

1771
01:22:55,396 --> 01:22:57,364
Goody. Goody.

1772
01:22:57,398 --> 01:22:59,900
♪ Found a lovely spot
nearby... ♪

1773
01:23:03,971 --> 01:23:08,075
♪ 'Twas just
a garden in the rain ♪

1774
01:23:09,310 --> 01:23:12,479
♪ Close to
a little leafy lane... ♪

1775
01:23:12,513 --> 01:23:13,714
Oh, my God.

1776
01:23:13,747 --> 01:23:18,919
♪ A touch of color
'neath skies of gray... ♪

1777
01:23:23,023 --> 01:23:28,028
♪ The raindrops
kissed the flower beds ♪

1778
01:23:28,062 --> 01:23:31,565
♪ The blossoms
raised their pretty heads ♪

1779
01:23:33,000 --> 01:23:38,072
♪ A perfumed thank you,
they seemed to say ♪

1780
01:23:40,741 --> 01:23:44,678
♪ Surely here was charm
beyond compare ♪

1781
01:23:44,712 --> 01:23:47,681
♪ To view

1782
01:23:47,715 --> 01:23:51,385
♪ Maybe it was just
that I was there ♪

1783
01:23:51,418 --> 01:23:55,623
♪ With you

1784
01:23:55,656 --> 01:24:00,461
♪ 'Twas just
a garden in the rain ♪

1785
01:24:00,494 --> 01:24:03,931
♪ But then the sun
came out again ♪

1786
01:24:05,266 --> 01:24:10,237
♪ And set us
happily on our way ♪

1787
01:24:15,609 --> 01:24:20,314
♪ 'Twas just
a garden in the rain ♪

1788
01:24:20,347 --> 01:24:25,119
♪ But then the sun
came out again ♪

1789
01:24:26,186 --> 01:24:30,057
♪ And set us happily

1790
01:24:30,090 --> 01:24:33,093
♪ On our way.

1791
01:24:40,701 --> 01:24:43,037
( crying )

1792
01:25:05,459 --> 01:25:07,361
( horns honking )

1793
01:25:11,265 --> 01:25:12,766
Oh!

1794
01:25:14,101 --> 01:25:15,703
Hey, I saw that.

1795
01:25:15,736 --> 01:25:17,638
What? She looked at me.
I wasn't doing anything.

1796
01:25:17,671 --> 01:25:19,206
Need I remind you
that I gave you

1797
01:25:19,239 --> 01:25:20,750
the best years of my life?
Best years of my life.

1798
01:25:20,774 --> 01:25:23,277
Yeah, and I'm not talking
five, 10 years here.

1799
01:25:23,310 --> 01:25:24,812
We're talking infinity.

1800
01:25:24,845 --> 01:25:26,347
Do you have any idea
what that's like?

1801
01:25:26,380 --> 01:25:28,649
I'm starting to get an idea.

1802
01:25:32,152 --> 01:25:34,321
Van Helsing:
All right, Goody. Watch this.

1803
01:25:34,355 --> 01:25:36,457
( growling )
( screaming )

1804
01:25:38,492 --> 01:25:40,094
Too frightening.

1805
01:25:40,127 --> 01:25:42,396
Is it too frightening?

1806
01:25:42,429 --> 01:25:44,231
Bleh!

1807
01:25:44,264 --> 01:25:45,532
( growling )

1808
01:25:45,566 --> 01:25:47,601
( screams )
( laughing )

1809
01:25:47,634 --> 01:25:49,503
( Goody laughing )

1810
01:25:49,536 --> 01:25:53,340
Well, you got Grandpa that time.

1811
01:25:56,443 --> 01:26:00,280
♪ Give my regards
to Broadway ♪

1812
01:26:00,314 --> 01:26:04,418
♪ Remember me
to Herald Square ♪

1813
01:26:04,451 --> 01:26:08,622
♪ Tell all the gang
at 42nd Street ♪

1814
01:26:08,655 --> 01:26:13,193
♪ That I will soon be there

1815
01:26:13,227 --> 01:26:17,097
♪ Whisper of how I'm yearning

1816
01:26:17,131 --> 01:26:20,834
♪ To mingle with
that old-time throng ♪

1817
01:26:20,868 --> 01:26:24,605
♪ Give my regards
to old Broadway ♪

1818
01:26:24,638 --> 01:26:28,742
♪ And say that
I'll be there 'ere long ♪

1819
01:26:28,776 --> 01:26:33,247
♪ Give my regards
to Broadway ♪

1820
01:26:33,280 --> 01:26:37,151
♪ Remember me
to Herald Square ♪

1821
01:26:37,184 --> 01:26:41,355
♪ Tell all the gang
at 42nd Street ♪

1822
01:26:41,388 --> 01:26:45,292
♪ That I will soon be there

1823
01:26:45,325 --> 01:26:49,430
♪ Whisper of how I'm yearning

1824
01:26:49,463 --> 01:26:53,133
♪ To mingle with that
old-time throng ♪

1825
01:26:53,167 --> 01:26:57,271
♪ Yes, give my regards
to old Broadway ♪

1826
01:26:57,304 --> 01:27:03,243
♪ And tell them
I'll be there 'ere long. ♪

1827
01:27:42,382 --> 01:27:46,286
♪ I was broken up

1828
01:27:46,320 --> 01:27:50,557
♪ I let you rest in pieces

1829
01:27:50,591 --> 01:27:53,560
♪ I've had enough

1830
01:27:53,594 --> 01:27:57,698
♪ You had nothing
up your sleeve ♪

1831
01:27:57,731 --> 01:28:02,269
♪ Time slid on by

1832
01:28:05,606 --> 01:28:08,642
♪ I

1833
01:28:08,675 --> 01:28:10,777
♪ I got mine

1834
01:28:18,452 --> 01:28:22,222
♪ I was in a fit

1835
01:28:22,256 --> 01:28:26,460
♪ Just living like a gypsy

1836
01:28:26,493 --> 01:28:30,264
♪ You were born to quit

1837
01:28:30,297 --> 01:28:33,767
♪ You gave good guys
a bad name ♪

1838
01:28:33,800 --> 01:28:36,703
♪ I

1839
01:28:36,737 --> 01:28:38,639
♪ Took my time

1840
01:28:41,575 --> 01:28:44,211
♪ I

1841
01:28:45,646 --> 01:28:49,349
♪ I

1842
01:28:49,383 --> 01:28:55,422
♪ I know this road is long

1843
01:28:57,057 --> 01:28:59,826
♪ Like oceans

1844
01:28:59,860 --> 01:29:03,730
♪ Through the storm

1845
01:29:05,332 --> 01:29:07,834
♪ Like roses

1846
01:29:07,868 --> 01:29:13,307
♪ Through the thorns

1847
01:29:38,465 --> 01:29:41,702
♪ Anytime at all

1848
01:29:41,735 --> 01:29:46,306
♪ When I feel
like I'm drowning ♪

1849
01:29:46,340 --> 01:29:50,410
♪ You will give it all

1850
01:29:50,444 --> 01:29:53,614
♪ You'll give
it all up frowning ♪

1851
01:29:53,647 --> 01:29:56,650
♪ I

1852
01:29:56,683 --> 01:29:59,019
♪ Bide my time

1853
01:30:01,755 --> 01:30:04,358
♪ I

1854
01:30:05,592 --> 01:30:09,563
♪ I

1855
01:30:09,596 --> 01:30:16,036
♪ I know this road is long

1856
01:30:17,137 --> 01:30:19,873
♪ Like oceans

1857
01:30:19,906 --> 01:30:25,345
♪ Through the storm

1858
01:30:25,379 --> 01:30:27,814
♪ Like roses

1859
01:30:27,848 --> 01:30:32,653
♪ Through the thorns

1860
01:30:38,091 --> 01:30:40,560
♪ I was broken up

1861
01:30:42,429 --> 01:30:44,598
♪ I let you rest in pieces

1862
01:30:46,500 --> 01:30:48,402
♪ I have had enough

1863
01:30:49,703 --> 01:30:52,339
♪ You had nothing
up your sleeve this time ♪

1864
01:30:53,674 --> 01:30:56,376
♪ You gave good guys
a bad name. ♪

1865
01:31:01,815 --> 01:31:04,117
( instrumental music playing )